Nuneaton

A small town in England near Coventry and Birmingham. It is known for its high population of inbreds, chavs and Asians. A slow walk around Nuneaton will likely result in death or serious injury. Obi-Wan Kenobi once described Nuneaton as being 'a wretched hive of scum and villainy.'

I would go to Nuneaton, but I'd probably be killed by the chavs, inbreds or Asians.

by SomeDude53535 December 4, 2010

Nuneaton

a mistake of a town.

i would rather cut my own dick off and eat it, than spend 5 mins in Nuneaton

by nun123killme March 12, 2017

Nuneaton

A town near to Birmingham, often refered to as Nunny, Town or S*** hole.

Man 1: Going Nuneaton tonight?
Man 2: Nah, it's a S*** hole.

by Lewiscore July 8, 2007

Nuneaton

A town near Coventry, filled with inbreds with webbed feet. These people should be avoided as the inbredness might rub off on you.

“Nuneaton, yeah that’s the inbred town”

by Brexistmeansbrexitjkinotracist July 8, 2018

nuneaton

Nuneaton is my town. It's in the middle of england and near to coventry and birmingham. It's called nuneaton because hundreds of years ago, it was called eaton or etone, but then some nuns came and started a church calling in NUNeaton. (although its not very religious anymore atall)

where i live...near Birmingham

by Fealiks May 13, 2005

The Nuneaton Knobber

A man who lies in the alley way next to Sainsburys in Nuneaton flashing anyone who comes by. some deem him a threat to society others a local hero.

OH MY GOD ITS THE NUNEATON KNOBBER!

by The Nuneaton Knobber June 24, 2022

St Thomas More Nuneaton

St Thomas More is full of chavs and wannabe roadmen. The male teachers are mostly pedophiles. There is also student teacher relationships. Student smoke lots of weed.

St Thomas More Nuneaton is the worst school in Nuneaton.

by Daxd May 11, 2021