Nuges

Favorite band, Ted Nugent. Someone who lives with their parents does not pay rent, drinks cheap beer, smokes what every you got, generally from the south. Regularly says "smoke em if you got em". Wheres the same pair of Levi pants every day but changes shirt often. Takes a job offer as an insult but still looks for a job. Worked one full week of their life and brags about it in a job interview. Can only take left turns, right turns to give them anxiety. Does not use turn signals and has a hard time finding out who goes first at a 4 way stop. Requests vacation time on the first day of work.

Theis no job having Fu##ing Nuges keep sneaking in my house and drinking my beer.

Did you see Billy down at the drive-in, looks like a lawnmower cut his hair, fu##ing Nuges.

by Rooster piles July 24, 2018

The Nuge

Nickname of the Motor City Madman, AKA Ted Nugent, a musician/gun enthusiast/survivalist/collonary mastermind. Also has a kickass show called 'Surviving Nugent' which is the only good "survivor"-type show because it actually incorporates elements of survivalism.

The Nuge is playing in Indianapolis this weekend!

We're there, dude!

by Iggy Hazard December 13, 2003

The Nuge

Nickname of Canadian ice hockey centre Ryan Nugent-Hopkins.

"What was the score of the Oilers game tonight?"
"Oilers won 4-2, and The Nuge scored another hat trick."

by polyisoprene styrene-butadiene October 16, 2011

Nuge

Dude that looks like butt-rocker Ted Nugent - really long hair and maniacal expression.

That dude's a nuge, he looks like he's right off the cover of Cat Scratch Fever.

by Casewhacka July 15, 2004

nuge

Blowing your nose into some whore's vag.

I totally gave her the nuge last night. Yeah, that's how she gets off.

by thepolytheist June 3, 2005

Nuge

a person, usually extremely republican, who backs down from physical altercation and also dislikes Ted Nugent

Sam- Chris why don't you fight me sometime?
Chris- No, I do not prefer physical altercation.
Sam- Ya NUGE! BBEEEIIIRRWWWW!!! (guitar sound effect)

by Viperman69 October 15, 2012

nuge

A maniac rockstar from the 70's named ted nugent that screwed about a ten thousand chicks but never did any drugs. Now hes a manic conservative talk show host who hunts elk with arrows that have dynomite tied to them as seen in the opening credits of the dukes of hazard T.V. show .

"Dont f**k with the nuge!"

by OurManFlint September 18, 2005