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(verb): To conceal/disguise or distract the attention of others from a fart, Drumpf or TrumpTrain.

(noun): The concealment, disguise or distraction of the attention of others from a fart, Drumpf or TrumpTrain.
(verb): The way Devin was desperately trying to Nunes that TrumpTrain, it was obvious he knew everyone heard it even though no one saw the Santorum dribbling down his leg.

(noun): No matter how hard Devin tried to create a Nunes, everyone knew he was the one that Drumpfed when they saw the growing stain of Santorum on his jeans.
by ciabrat February 18, 2018
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A wild story that is likely fabricated; produced from a questionable source with a history of fake claims.
That statement sounds very Nunes -- there is no way that it can possibly be true.
by catmando62 May 04, 2018
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(v) Messing around (usually on a ukulele) when you should be doing something important such as an essay.
Friend: Hey B, what're you up to?
Me: Well definitely not this paper! I'm Nunes'ing and eating some peanut butter crunch because I feel like poop.
Friend: Oh yeah, I was Nunes'ing earlier today. And F*** that paper.
by PwnagePanda October 01, 2008
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The feeling of disappointment brought on by the inability to take a shit.
He thought he needed to go but he ended up with a Nunes.
by Youyoume February 03, 2018
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A person who exudes Sexy. They could do anything from stripping to using the bathroom and it would turn you on.
by q2e4 March 16, 2009
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To do absolutely nothing of importance.
If Devin nunes again then he should honestly lose his chairmanship.
by Catty McGee February 04, 2018
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noun.

Is the sweetest, most beautiful, sexiest girl you'll ever meet. They are usually very kind, loving, trustable, great girlfriend/friend. The name means saint, pure in Assyrian.
โ€“Hey man, I met Nune today.
โ€“Whaat really? You're so lucky man.
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by blackflower_01 August 29, 2017
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