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Nunes

(verb): To conceal/disguise or distract the attention of others from a fart, Drumpf or TrumpTrain.

(noun): The concealment, disguise or distraction of the attention of others from a fart, Drumpf or TrumpTrain.
(verb): The way Devin was desperately trying to Nunes that TrumpTrain, it was obvious he knew everyone heard it even though no one saw the Santorum dribbling down his leg.

(noun): No matter how hard Devin tried to create a Nunes, everyone knew he was the one that Drumpfed when they saw the growing stain of Santorum on his jeans.
by ciabrat February 18, 2018
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A wild story that is likely fabricated; produced from a questionable source with a history of fake claims.
That statement sounds very Nunes -- there is no way that it can possibly be true.
by catmando62 May 4, 2018
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The feeling of disappointment brought on by the inability to take a shit.
He thought he needed to go but he ended up with a Nunes.
by Youyoume February 3, 2018
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(v) Messing around (usually on a ukulele) when you should be doing something important such as an essay.
Friend: Hey B, what're you up to?
Me: Well definitely not this paper! I'm Nunes'ing and eating some peanut butter crunch because I feel like poop.
Friend: Oh yeah, I was Nunes'ing earlier today. And F*** that paper.
by PwnagePanda January 14, 2009
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A person who exudes Sexy. They could do anything from stripping to using the bathroom and it would turn you on.
by q2e4 March 16, 2009
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A person who acts in the interest of someone else, ignoring the natural loyalties of her/his own office and so incurring the contempt of others. A cretin, a quisling.
The nunes ignored his constituents and colleagues in giving priority to the interests of the people who had given money to his campaign fund.
by Wryface March 25, 2017
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To ignore the opposite sex in the club, after having met them previously
Man did you see that shit? She pulled a ‘nunes’ on that guy

Maaaaan, that dude just got ‘nunesed’ hard!
by Sirius A November 5, 2017
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