a draft-dodging hypocrite pseudopatriot moron who would send your kids to die in some war for the Republican party but would never consider following his rhetoric with action and try shooting at things that can actually fire back. in short, a gutless coward whose fans are a bunch of geriatric old farts that vote Republican.
Ted Nugent thinks hes a badass, but he decided to shit in his pants and look crazy before the draft board during Vietnam.
by ihatephonies January 19, 2007
A complete fucking moron that does a lot of cocaine. Ted Nugent is a close-minded Republican asshole.
Ted Nugent's ego shows a lack of penis width.
by Sehctib Natas Mi May 26, 2005
A guy who has long hair and plays (or did at one time) rock guitar but is NOT representative of what long hair or rock 'n' roll is about. He is a fucking REDNECK who likes to kill animals and supports war. "The Nuge" is a splooge.
Ted Nugent needs to put down his crossbow, smoke some marijuana, and listen to some Dead.
by Woody Thomas April 8, 2007
its when you sleep with a girl and she gets up to leave the room and you crossbow her in the back.
Chris got mad at Evelyn so he gave her a ted nugent when she when to the bathroom.
by Musclepants July 11, 2006
1) Obvious: Guitarist from the 70's

2) Slang for pot weed marijuana. Derived from the word nugget which is slang for high grade pot. Used in written, emailed or spoken conversation to avoid detection. Also, concert tickets are usually 50 bucks, so it makes it convenient for drug dealing slang.
Hey bro, did you get that Ted Nugent ticket for me?

Yeah, it's $50. Just swing on by and pick it up.
by Lou Stenspayce December 14, 2003
Oh lighten up. Ted Nugent is a guitar master who happens to run a militia, that's all.
You can't grill it 'till you kill it.
by Shawn E. April 22, 2003
A talented, patriotic, and quite funny rock guitarist. Should run for President of the US.
by Da Dude October 18, 2003