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Nucletard

A person with dotard characteristics and the wrong approach to dismantling a Nuclear Proliferation Treaty.( NPT)
Donald Trump is a nucletard for trying to dismantle the Nuclear Proliferation Treaty ( NPT )in Iran.
by Retroguy October 16, 2017
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Go nuclear

Taking things to the absolute extreme in order to avoid a series of small escalations. This can be a way of winning a fight you might not otherwise win, but has the potential to destroy both people involved.

Examples:

A kid tells you your hat is ugly so you tell him Santa isn't real

Your friend makes a joke about the way you mispronounce things and embarrasses you in-front of others, so you tell her that her boyfriend is cheating on her.
There was nothing I could do. I had to go nuclear. Fuck the consequences.
by Andy Wenman September 16, 2014
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nuclear code

a sequence of numbers used for an specific manga hentai site (n hentai), in other words, the manga id
"hey bro! check out this nuclear code 312107"
by locochava June 29, 2020
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Nuclear shit

A shit so foul, it leaves a mushroom cloud above the stall and the fallout stenches up the whole building.
Dude 1: what's that smell?
Dude 2: fucking Bill was just in the restroom and took a nuclear shit.
Dude 1: man, that could choke a maggot!
by ex_lax70 October 26, 2016
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Nuclear Strike

Nuclear Strike

1. A video game in a series called the "Strike Series".
It started with Desert Strike, created by a man with a PhD in Mechanical Engineering, how ironic...
In Nuclear Strike an ex-CIA operative has stolen a Nuclear Warhead, it is up to you to find him and the Warhead.
This was a Sony Playstation game released in 1997.

2. One step up from Air Strike, and two up from man the harpoons.
Can be considered on the same level as dropping a MOAB or FOAB
In the event that a whale has survived an Air Strike, one may contact the President who acts also as the Commander-in-chief (as of this point it is Obama) and request that he deliver The Football.
If a whale is spotted in the United Kingdom then the Queen or Prime Minister may be contacted.
A Nuclear Strike should vaporize the whale.
If the whale continues to live even after this form of strike, you should get down on your knees and beg God for mercy, while demanding to know why he created such a creature.
You should also pray that it does not try to mount and have sex with you, as you WILL be crushed to death.
1. Strike Series:
Desert
Jungle
Urban
Soviet
Nuclear

2.
A looking through a pair of binoculars, observing the destruction left by the Air Strike.

A: Sweet Raptor Jesus!
B: What is it?!
A: That whale survived the Air Strike!
B: WHAT?! Our B-2 Spirit carpet bomb failed? Call the President, and may God have mercy on our souls.

A picks up the phone and dials the Presidents number

Automated Message: You've reached the White House.
To congratulate the President on his hard work, press 1.
To congratulate the President on his hard work, press 2.
To congratulate the President on his hard work, press 3.
To request Nuclear Launch Codes, press 4.
For all other enquiries, please hold.

A presses 3, phone rings.

Obama: Hello?
A: Mr. President, we have a slight situation here
Obama: What is the problem, may I ask?
A: We have a whale who survived an Air Strike... We need The Football, pronto
Obama: Dayum nugga! I'll have it sent over immediately, and my God have mercy on our souls.
A: I've heard that before... Thank you Mr. President, you have a nice day now.

hangs up.
the tale of the whale is tbc

Note: Women are not allowed to use Air Strike and Nuclear Strike as seen in definition 2. As they take the form of blow stuff up.
It is also not possible for a woman to "man the harpoons", she must woman the harpoons, and no such thing exists yet.
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
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nuclear Gandhi

A civilization reference to the fact that the oh so peaceful Gandhi love FUCKING NUCLEAR BOMBS ALL BEWARE
Yup this is Gandhi, oh how peaceful ... nuclear Gandhi NO
by Big Buba October 21, 2015
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Nuclear Icebreaker

The rarely used and last resort tactic when its comes to icebreakers during conversations with females. A Nuclear Icebreaker is when you whip out your dick at the start of a conversation with a woman.

Defined by Pat from Two Best Friends Play - Youtube video "Cryostasis - Matt and Pats shitstorm of scariness" 12:43 minutes in.
Nuclear Icebreaker - When you are talking to a girl and you just take out your dick, because a normal icebreaker is weak.
by Mute 69 October 26, 2012
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