ex_lax70's definitions

Nut luggin

Nut luggin: The act of carrying a loaded set of balls until cumming.

Man to friend, "Man I was nut luggin all day after watching that dime piece wash her car. The ole lady's eyes about popped when I nutted in her mouth last night.

by ex_lax70 July 24, 2016

flap jack vagina

When a woman's pussy lips hang out like pancakes.

Man, I was gonna fuck Susie last night, thought I was gonna need syrup when I saw that flap jack vagina.

by ex_lax70 September 22, 2016

dust bunny pussy

A pussy so dry dust bunnies fly out of it when you spread the legs.

Man, I was gonna fuck your momma last night, but she had dust bunny pussy.

by ex_lax70 September 22, 2016

Nuclear nigger

When a person of color gets so mad they go so ballistic and have a meltdown.

Bro, you should have seen it, when Tyrone's dunk got blocked by that honky Bill, Tyrone went nuclear nigger and the ref ejected his punk azz.

by ex_lax70 October 3, 2016

Condom fishing

When the dudes condom comes off while fucking and he has to fish it out the pussy with his finger.

Man, I was fucking Susie so hard last night I almost didn't notice the condom came off until I nutted. I went condom fishing five minutes it was far up her pussy.

by ex_lax70 October 3, 2016

Bong dick

Dick/pipe so good that after toking on it the person feels high/euphoria.

Tammy: Gurl, look at Linda, she musta hit that bong dick last night, she been walking around day like she high.

by ex_lax70 October 3, 2016

Nuclear shit

A shit so foul, it leaves a mushroom cloud above the stall and the fallout stenches up the whole building.

Dude 1: what's that smell?
Dude 2: fucking Bill was just in the restroom and took a nuclear shit.
Dude 1: man, that could choke a maggot!

by ex_lax70 October 26, 2016