Definitions by ex_lax70

dickalyzer 

When your partner comes home after an all nighter and has to breathe into the dicalyzer to gain entry into the home.
Sold along with the muffalyzer and pubic tester kits. All parts sold seperately.

Hey Joe, guess what?
Joe: " Whjat?"
My old lady failed the dickalyzer test this morning.
Joe: "No shit."
Yeah, but the pubic tester came back positive for you, you asshole.

dickalyzer by ex_lax70 March 5, 2023

trainwreck of busted assholes 

A perfect series of events that goes off the rails and present a trainwreck of busted assholes.

Steve gave his presentation on more breaks during work with the supervisors and it went over like a trainwreck of busted assholes.

trainwreck of busted assholes by ex_lax70 April 17, 2021

yakmaster 

A person whose mouth is so fine-tuned, they're given the title "yakmaster."

Dude: Susie wouldn't shut up last night at the party, her mouth 90 miles an hour until someone said, "would the yakmaster please shut the fuck up?"

yakmaster by ex_lax70 August 7, 2018

Hogeye 

Slang for anal.

Barack to Bill: How'd you sleep with That?
Bill to Barack:Most nights, I'd just break her open like a shotgun and hit the hogeye.

Hogeye by ex_lax70 February 14, 2018

Speed bumps 

Slang for tiny tits.

Sarah's tits were so tiny when fucked her, they were smaller than speed bumps.

Speed bumps by ex_lax70 February 14, 2018

chum dick 

Chum dick: When your dick is so nasty and smelly, it smells like fish bait.

Bill: Tim, you hear what happened to Frank?
Tim: No, What?
Bill: He fucked that skank hoe Tina last night, didn't shower, went for a morning beach swim, and a shark bit that chum dick off!

chum dick by ex_lax70 October 20, 2017

frankencunt 

Any woman, whose pussy gives birth to a foul piece of human being.

Bill: Jim, all you do is bitch all day.
Jim: yeah, so fuck you too.

Bill: Jim, I never knew your mom was a frankencunt.

frankencunt by ex_lax70 July 18, 2017