Condom fishing

When the dudes condom comes off while fucking and he has to fish it out the pussy with his finger.

Man, I was fucking Susie so hard last night I almost didn't notice the condom came off until I nutted. I went condom fishing five minutes it was far up her pussy.

by ex_lax70 October 03, 2016

Vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck

Vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck= when your woman uses her pussy to fuck your mind and the time space continuum up, leaving you paralyzed.

Dude, me and the girlfriend were arguing last night, then she pulled the vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck on me, I'm out $600 bucks.

by ex_lax70 June 29, 2017

dust bunny pussy

A pussy so dry dust bunnies fly out of it when you spread the legs.

Man, I was gonna fuck your momma last night, but she had dust bunny pussy.

by ex_lax70 September 23, 2016

chum dick

Chum dick: When your dick is so nasty and smelly, it smells like fish bait.

Bill: Tim, you hear what happened to Frank?
Tim: No, What?
Bill: He fucked that skank hoe Tina last night, didn't shower, went for a morning beach swim, and a shark bit that chum dick off!

by ex_lax70 October 20, 2017

Loopty loop

Loopy loop: when you and your bud/buds go on back roads drinking, so you won't get pulled over by the 5-0.

Me and Jay went on the Loopty loop and ended up 50 miles from the crib.

by ex_lax70 July 09, 2017

frankencunt

Any woman, whose pussy gives birth to a foul piece of human being.

Bill: Jim, all you do is bitch all day.
Jim: yeah, so fuck you too.

Bill: Jim, I never knew your mom was a frankencunt.

by ex_lax70 July 18, 2017

dickalyzer

When your partner comes home after an all nighter and has to breathe into the dicalyzer to gain entry into the home.
Sold along with the muffalyzer and pubic tester kits. All parts sold seperately.

Hey Joe, guess what?
Joe: " Whjat?"
My old lady failed the dickalyzer test this morning.
Joe: "No shit."
Yeah, but the pubic tester came back positive for you, you asshole.

by ex_lax70 March 06, 2023