ex_lax70's definitions

dickalyzer

When your partner comes home after an all nighter and has to breathe into the dicalyzer to gain entry into the home.
Sold along with the muffalyzer and pubic tester kits. All parts sold seperately.

Hey Joe, guess what?
Joe: " Whjat?"
My old lady failed the dickalyzer test this morning.
Joe: "No shit."
Yeah, but the pubic tester came back positive for you, you asshole.

by ex_lax70 March 5, 2023

yakmaster

A person whose mouth is so fine-tuned, they're given the title "yakmaster."

Dude: Susie wouldn't shut up last night at the party, her mouth 90 miles an hour until someone said, "would the yakmaster please shut the fuck up?"

by ex_lax70 August 7, 2018

Vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck

Vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck= when your woman uses her pussy to fuck your mind and the time space continuum up, leaving you paralyzed.

Dude, me and the girlfriend were arguing last night, then she pulled the vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck on me, I'm out $600 bucks.

by ex_lax70 June 28, 2017

Speed bumps

Slang for tiny tits.

Sarah's tits were so tiny when fucked her, they were smaller than speed bumps.

by ex_lax70 February 14, 2018

cunt-berry fuckle-muffin

A group of cunt berries covered with semen and vaginal secretions that are stuck together to look like a glazed muffin.

I was going to eat the ole lady's snatch this morning, but it looked like a cunt-berry fuckle-muffin

by ex_lax70 July 12, 2016

Bong dick

Dick/pipe so good that after toking on it the person feels high/euphoria.

Tammy: Gurl, look at Linda, she musta hit that bong dick last night, she been walking around day like she high.

by ex_lax70 October 3, 2016

Nut luggin

Nut luggin: The act of carrying a loaded set of balls until cumming.

Man to friend, "Man I was nut luggin all day after watching that dime piece wash her car. The ole lady's eyes about popped when I nutted in her mouth last night.

by ex_lax70 July 24, 2016