Nowhood
Something that strongly appertains to the state of your existence as of now. (Think “childhood” but for the present)
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Nowoodian
A peterless servant or slave that posed no threat to the master's wife. How could they? They had no winkies. Urination was at best a dribble. The downside to a worker having no gigglestick was they tend to build towers extremely too high. On a positive note, they never left the toilet seat up.
The master always let Chipper serve his wife breakfast in bed, due to the fact that Chipper was a Nowoodian. Poor guy.
Nowoodian by SirJigglesAlot March 8, 2011
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Norhood
Also known as Norwood. A town outside of Boston Where there is nothing better to do then fight, drink, and talk shit. Everybody that's anybody knows everyone. Where the blacks only chill with blacks. White kids try to rap. The Krazyzee Horse is the best best bar. No one in there right mind would go to the Shamrock unless they smoked crack. Majority of girls are skanks. Dedham kids can't fight. Most kids have done coke at least once in there life.
Norhood kids: You guys from dedham
Dedham kid: yeah kid dirty D
Norhood kids: Let's stomp this Pussy!!
Dedham kid: yeah kid dirty D
Norhood kids: Let's stomp this Pussy!!
Norhood by Lil Jonny R December 16, 2008
Om Noshood
A popular folklore in the Arab/Gulf areas about a female ghost in jinn that once raped a donkey when she was living in Yemen in the 1700s. People found out about her shameful act after she got pregnant and gave birth a baby (called Noshood) with half human have animal features. The baby was later taken from Om Noshood (mother of Noshood), and she was sentenced to death for commiting adultery and inhuman acts.
Now Om Noshood's ghost wanders around looking for her baby, and appears to whoever mentions her name. Also, if anyone denies her presence, they allegedly wake up the next day with half human half donkey features.
Now Om Noshood's ghost wanders around looking for her baby, and appears to whoever mentions her name. Also, if anyone denies her presence, they allegedly wake up the next day with half human half donkey features.
Om Noshood by scarystoriesinthegulf November 8, 2011
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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