Nowhood

Something that strongly appertains to the state of your existence as of now. (Think “childhood” but for the present)

Alice “Man, that game was my childhood.”
Bob “Childhood? I still play it—it’s my nowhood”

by no*ie December 20, 2024

Nowoodian

A peterless servant or slave that posed no threat to the master's wife. How could they? They had no winkies. Urination was at best a dribble. The downside to a worker having no gigglestick was they tend to build towers extremely too high. On a positive note, they never left the toilet seat up.

The master always let Chipper serve his wife breakfast in bed, due to the fact that Chipper was a Nowoodian. Poor guy.

by SirJigglesAlot March 8, 2011

Norhood

Also known as Norwood. A town outside of Boston Where there is nothing better to do then fight, drink, and talk shit. Everybody that's anybody knows everyone. Where the blacks only chill with blacks. White kids try to rap. The Krazyzee Horse is the best best bar. No one in there right mind would go to the Shamrock unless they smoked crack. Majority of girls are skanks. Dedham kids can't fight. Most kids have done coke at least once in there life.

Norhood kids: You guys from dedham

Dedham kid: yeah kid dirty D

Norhood kids: Let's stomp this Pussy!!

by Lil Jonny R December 16, 2008

Om Noshood

A popular folklore in the Arab/Gulf areas about a female ghost in jinn that once raped a donkey when she was living in Yemen in the 1700s. People found out about her shameful act after she got pregnant and gave birth a baby (called Noshood) with half human have animal features. The baby was later taken from Om Noshood (mother of Noshood), and she was sentenced to death for commiting adultery and inhuman acts.

Now Om Noshood's ghost wanders around looking for her baby, and appears to whoever mentions her name. Also, if anyone denies her presence, they allegedly wake up the next day with half human half donkey features.

Oh my god!! Don't say this or Om Noshood will turn you into a donkey!!

by scarystoriesinthegulf November 8, 2011