It happens in the middle of the night when you wake up with a massive dookie pain, rush to the bathroom and don't notice the toilet seat is up. A bare butt hitting cold water at 2am usually causes the person to yelp loud enough to wake everybody in the house.
Julie: "Eeeee-ahhhh!"
Kelly: "What happened in there?"
Julie: "You left the freakin' toilet seat up again! I had a splashdown!"
Kelly: "I bet you're awake now."
Kelly: "What happened in there?"
Julie: "You left the freakin' toilet seat up again! I had a splashdown!"
Kelly: "I bet you're awake now."
by SirJigglesAlot May 23, 2011
The disturbingly nasty sound that comes from a smoker's lungs when they laugh hard. It often sounds like paper shredding or a pipe suddenly being unclogged. It is most commonly heard in smokers over the age of 40. A typical flem soaked smoker's cough usually follows.
Kelly: "Where did Aunt Debra go?"
Kim: "I think she went outside to smoke."
Kelly: "Why does she eat healthy and drink green tea while smoking two packs a day? She even has the lung butter laugh."
Kim: "I think she went outside to smoke."
Kelly: "Why does she eat healthy and drink green tea while smoking two packs a day? She even has the lung butter laugh."
by SirJigglesAlot January 27, 2011
Beavis: "Hey Butthead, shouldn't we be working at BurgerWorld today?"
Butthead: "No way dillhole. It's Tuesday, nobody works on Tuesday."
Beavis: "Oh yeah! Tuesdays rule."
Butthead: "No way dillhole. It's Tuesday, nobody works on Tuesday."
Beavis: "Oh yeah! Tuesdays rule."
by SirJigglesAlot June 01, 2011
by SirJigglesAlot January 26, 2010
A heavy song with massive groove or driving rhythm that makes a metalhead move their head in time with the music. Then when no one is around, they crank the stereo up to 11 and headbang themselves sick. If one of these songs occurs at a live concert, anyone close to the metalhead will be hit by whipping hair.
Of Wolf and Man by Metallica is SO headbangable! I listened to it three times today and now I have a migraine. Good times!
by SirJigglesAlot November 01, 2011
Chipper: "Hey, get me another bottle of vodka and some of that skwutter butt nosh."
Sherri: "What? Oh, you mean butternut squash. Okay, but no more booze."
Sherri: "What? Oh, you mean butternut squash. Okay, but no more booze."
by SirJigglesAlot February 28, 2011
Pascola is a podunk town in the bootheel of Missouri. Both population signs are on the same stick. The dogs outnumber the people. Pascola is a pimple on the butt cheeks of America. If you have the unfortunate opportunity to travel through this town, don't blink... you'll miss it.
by SirJigglesAlot January 28, 2010