Nowoodian

A peterless servant or slave that posed no threat to the master's wife. How could they? They had no winkies. Urination was at best a dribble. The downside to a worker having no gigglestick was they tend to build towers extremely too high. On a positive note, they never left the toilet seat up.

The master always let Chipper serve his wife breakfast in bed, due to the fact that Chipper was a Nowoodian. Poor guy.

by SirJigglesAlot March 8, 2011

norwooding

To lose hair, go bald.

You will look like trash after norwooding like your dad.

by Ihatecucks December 11, 2018

Nogoodian

Someone that is no good

Did hear about that nogoodian? He ran over a elderly person in the midst of a car chase!

by Rickshaw Vandercourt January 20, 2022

Nwordian

A person from Nwordia.

Don't confuse it with Nwordien, because that's a person from the country Nword.

1: Hi, i'm Kokumo.

2: Are you a Nwordian?

1: Yes, indeed.

2: Cool, I like Nwordia.

by 512 GB May 25, 2021

NoGoodMan

A man, usually looked up on high regard, that is actually GOOD instead of nogood. His name would make one appear that he is up to no good; but in fact, he is always up to the most good. Haters will say Nogoodman is not a good man, but those that know him will vouch for his authenticity and character. Nogoodman is the kind of person that would be GM of an online guild, leader of a pack of friends, or most likely to have a big one. Be a nogoodman.

That Michael, he is such a Nogoodman. When you meet him, you think he's no good. But damnit, hes good man.

by Nogoodman7 May 6, 2021

Norwooding

Doing that which a resident of Norwood, Ohio might do. Though subjective, any and all noteworthy Norwood activities can be described as "Norwooding."

Going to places such as the Moose Lodge, Happy Hallow, ignoring the stop signs in Surrey Square, or memorizing the potholes on his/her street by heart can all be examples of Norwooding.

"Have you seen Jacob?"
"Nah man, I heard he was at the moose"
"He's always Norwooding, go out and visit Cincinnati for once."

by Gary Oldman 1965 November 19, 2025