Not quite
My tempo
band director: you guys were speeding up
band members.: oh no,
band director: that was not quite my tempo
band members.: oh no,
band director: that was not quite my tempo
Not quite by deadcatstudios December 28, 2020
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Not quite gay
Journalistic term for a male with interests beyond football and beer. Similar to metrosexual but with a more pronounced insinuation of contempt.
Not quite gay by Paul X October 13, 2004
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not quite the same
You know, Star Wars is not quite the same without Muppet Yoda.
The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles isn't quite the same as the kickass show I watched as a kid.
The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles isn't quite the same as the kickass show I watched as a kid.
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Not quite an adult
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Not quite my tempo
Phrase said by drummers often sarcastic when a drummer plays really fast indicating that they want it being played faster.
Not quite my tempo by Gebruik niet je echte naam. December 14, 2022
not quite porn
Pornographic intended material thatisn't arousing to most people at all, nor is it part of a sickening fetish. It just makes most viewers indifferent.
not quite porn by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004
not quite porn
not quite porn by theGreenBunny February 24, 2004
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