Definitions by theGreenBunny

lombardi'd

Referencing an indefinite amount of time, often using soon. In a typical 'lombardi', soon references a timeframe ranging from a couple of days to more than a year.

Derived from the name of Valve Software's Director of Marketing, Doug Lombardi, whose definition of "soon" seemed to stretch several centuries.

Doug Lombardi: It will be released soon.
Unsuspecting gamers: Yay!
*a long time passes*
Unsuspecting gamers: Still nothing? Ohnoes, we've been lombardi'd!

lombardi'd by theGreenBunny September 17, 2004

jelus 

Jealous in shorthand/1337/whatever. See jealous.

<Guy1> woohoo I just found a bag of money!
<Guy2> bastard
<Guy1> ooh you = jelus

jelus by theGreenBunny March 11, 2004

not quite porn 

Porn, but not quite.

Guy 1: Hey, that's porn!
Guy 2: No, not quite. Asshat.

not quite porn by theGreenBunny February 24, 2004

motherland 

The one thing Communists fight for. See Russia.

Russian soldier: FOR THE MOTHERLAAAAAAAND! (in russian of course)

motherland by theGreenBunny February 24, 2004

fork 

There is no fork either. See spoon

See this fork? It's not there, there is no fork you dumbass.

fork by theGreenBunny May 23, 2003

Aztec Warrior 

Male person running around wearing nothing but some eagle or jaguar mask and swinging a lenght of wood with sharp pieces of obsidian in it.
No wonder the spanish beat the crap out of them.

Aztec Warrior: "Die Spanish pig!"
Spanish soldier: *BLAM* (kills aztec warrior dead)

Aztec Warrior by theGreenBunny May 23, 2003

bunny 

Small, fuzzy rodent. Mostly black, white or brown, sometimes green. Highly aggressive.

"C'mon, pat the bunny!" 'Aaaargh! It bit my finger off!'

bunny by theGreenBunny December 29, 2002