not you

either the most humiliating, or most relieving two words in the human language.

Girl: "There's this really cute guy i like in my third hour class."
Guy **looks hopeful**
Girl: "Not you."

Guy: "I CANNOT STAND THAT WOMAN!"
Girl **looks hurt**
Guy: "Not you."

not you by Sierrapants April 2, 2008

Not You

Me.

You are not me. I am not you. I am me.

Not You by Himiko_Toga April 25, 2023

Not-You

A person, other than yourself, who likes what you like and wants what you want. Not-yous frequently attend the same open houses as you, jockey for the same job or promotion as you, crush on the same person as you, and even dress like you.

Woman: "Oh my God, I love this house. Do you think I'll get it?"
Man: "Maybe. A 3-bed, 2-bath with a walk-in closet and a bidet in a good school district is going to be pretty popular. Let's hope you found it before not-you could.

Not-You by a not-you March 13, 2017

not you, Tom 

Where you just are mean to a really nice, good meaning person for no reason.

Oh he got "not you, Tom'd". That was cold.

not you, Tom by Defining Women November 9, 2020

Not You Tulsi 

anyone else except Tulsi Gabbard

often referred to on Twitter as #NotYouTulsi, Russian asset Tulsi Gabbard is a Putin fangirl and you can use Not You Tulsi in her mentions when she says something fucking stupid.

Not You Tulsi by Uncle Joosie April 1, 2022

It's not you it's me 

A phrase used when terminating a relationship. Usually used to confuse and/or draw attention away from the real reason the relationship is ending, because of the emotionally painful nature of the reason.

Rarely used in person, more often used in phone converstions, e-mails and voicemails.

He was a nice guy, but he was as good in bed as a cement block. So I called him up last night and told him it was over, but it wasn't him it was me.

It's not you it's me by eight March 29, 2004

it's not you, it's me. 

1)The biggest lie ever... truly means, "its not me, its you."
2)A warning sign for getting dumped.
3)A way to get out of a relationship while causing yourself the least amount of grief possible.

"We need to talk."
"About what John?"
"Sally... its not you... its me."

it's not you, it's me. by mara July 18, 2004