single awareness day

A made up holiday that overlaps valentine's day for people too ugly or crazy to get some.

Happy Single Awareness Day! I'm so lonely...

by Sierrapants January 12, 2009

not you

either the most humiliating, or most relieving two words in the human language.

Girl: "There's this really cute guy i like in my third hour class."
Guy **looks hopeful**
Girl: "Not you."

Guy: "I CANNOT STAND THAT WOMAN!"
Girl **looks hurt**
Guy: "Not you."

by Sierrapants April 02, 2008