Not-You
A person, other than yourself, who likes what you like and wants what you want. Not-yous frequently attend the same open houses as you, jockey for the same job or promotion as you, crush on the same person as you, and even dress like you.
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not you
Girl: "There's this really cute guy i like in my third hour class."
Guy **looks hopeful**
Girl: "Not you."
Guy: "I CANNOT STAND THAT WOMAN!"
Girl **looks hurt**
Guy: "Not you."
Guy **looks hopeful**
Girl: "Not you."
Guy: "I CANNOT STAND THAT WOMAN!"
Girl **looks hurt**
Guy: "Not you."
not you by Sierrapants April 2, 2008
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often referred to on Twitter as #NotYouTulsi, Russian asset Tulsi Gabbard is a Putin fangirl and you can use Not You Tulsi in her mentions when she says something fucking stupid.
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It's not you it's me
A phrase used when terminating a relationship. Usually used to confuse and/or draw attention away from the real reason the relationship is ending, because of the emotionally painful nature of the reason.
Rarely used in person, more often used in phone converstions, e-mails and voicemails.
Rarely used in person, more often used in phone converstions, e-mails and voicemails.
He was a nice guy, but he was as good in bed as a cement block. So I called him up last night and told him it was over, but it wasn't him it was me.
It's not you it's me by eight March 29, 2004
it's not you, it's me.
1)The biggest lie ever... truly means, "its not me, its you."
2)A warning sign for getting dumped.
3)A way to get out of a relationship while causing yourself the least amount of grief possible.
2)A warning sign for getting dumped.
3)A way to get out of a relationship while causing yourself the least amount of grief possible.
it's not you, it's me. by mara July 18, 2004
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