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Nostration 

The act of causing one's self or allowing one's self to be caused to spew somewhat slimy liquids from an extruding cavity of the body. This is often caused by an exciting and humorous stimulant, and is often performed amidst much laughter and pleasure. It also often causes a somewhat wet lap. Frequently when people nostrate in public by accident they will run out of the room in an embarrassed frenzy while blushing and holding the extruding body part from whence the slimy liquid came hoping to prevent the reaction from occuring again from the pleasureful spasms curently occuring.
When you laugh and coke comes out your nose, this is Nostration
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hungarian notation 

In programming, a coding standard where all variables are tagged so you can tell their datatype by looking at the name. Microsoft likes hungarian notation, I do not. It is useful when naming GUI objects though.
nonhungarian notation:
int number;
string name;
double value;
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hungarian notation
int nNumber;
string strName;
double dValue;
hungarian notation by Dahhak October 13, 2004

hungarian notation 

Refers to the programming habit of naming variables so that the variable's intended use is clear from it's name.

The original hungarian notation was first described and used by Charles Simonyi, a hungarian programmer who worked for Microsoft.
Using hungarian notation, a variable called a_crszkvc30LastNameCol would imply a constant reference function argument, holding the contents of a database column of type VARCHAR(30) called LastName that was part of the table's primary key
hungarian notation by Praetexta September 3, 2007

scrotal notations 

The act of taking notes on the stretched skin of your scrotum
Rick: Hey man got a sheet of paper?
Alex: Nah man, I take Scrotal Notations now, way easier
Rick: Oh...dude wtf?
scrotal notations by The Scroter November 28, 2013

Scientific Notation

Dividing a single number by 10 then raise it to the power of how many numbers are behind it. Also known as complete and utter usless bullshit.
Math Teacher: "Wanna hear some utter bullshit?"

Student: "Wait, let me stop you right there. The answer is Scientific Notation."
Scientific Notation by undead-ciela December 15, 2014

nontrition 

The quality of a food lacking nutrition for the human body.
"That microwave dinner is filled with nontrition."

OR

Hungry girl: "I am SO hungry! Let me grab a snack from the vending machine."
Sensible girl: "Better check the nontrition facts on that, I'm not sure there's real food in that package."
nontrition by Psylock December 1, 2010

Noderation 

To find out that one has fallen asleep at some underdetermined time, but only upon waking.
The vice President was caught exercising "noderation" as the President delivered his State of the Union address.
Noderation by Gibbous Fowl September 17, 2011