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Nostrildamus

The act of ejaculating into your partner's mouth during oral sex, followed by tickling her or him (hopefully her, or else you're a gay) so much so that the ejaculate is expelled through the nostrils of the partner in much the same way that milk comes out of your nose when laughing.
I totally pulled a Nostrildamus on Christina Saturday night!
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Nostrildamus

Something you can smell before you see or hear it (e.g., shit, fire, dirty pussy, politicians, etc.) .
James’ inner nostrildamus knew when the pie was ready.

Suzy was such a nostrildamus for finding trouble.
by Goofnut June 2, 2021
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nostrildamus

a coke head that can see into the future... and guess what he sees?
nostrildamus looks into the future and sees another line of coke.
by the half gram rapper March 28, 2011
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nostrildamus

A girl or guy with an extremely large nose.
She has a hot ass, but is a definate "Nostrildamus!"
by Shawn Lyman January 20, 2005
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Nostradamus

A guy whose prophecies pertaining to the end of the world have been interpreted, proven wrong, and reinterpreted so many times that its surprising they haven't given up on him yet
The world will end in 1750...no wait, 1819....or maybe 2000....2023?
by Shwaggy November 18, 2003
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Nostraldomus

1) someone who thinks they know what will happen in 2012.
2) a person with uncanny ability to predict stuffy sinus conditions
"Did you hear that Nostraldomus made another dire prediction?"

"No I smelled it"
by xynth3a December 1, 2009
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Nostradamus

Some punk who people think predicted "powerful visions of the future". All he did was provide vague phrases that could be interpreted in many ways.
Anyone can be like Nostradamus.

-In the year 2078 some stuff will happen and people will think I knew it.
by Linux System Message March 29, 2004
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