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The act of ejaculating into your partner's mouth during oral sex, followed by tickling her or him (hopefully her, or else you're a gay) so much so that the ejaculate is expelled through the nostrils of the partner in much the same way that milk comes out of your nose when laughing.
I totally pulled a Nostrildamus on Christina Saturday night!
by Ron Ananian the car doctor April 04, 2009
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A way of expressing that someone is sexually attractive. It is often used with irony or playfulness.

Comes from the verb “breed” which is to copulate with intent of bearing children.

For someone to be truly “breedable” they need to be fertile.
Anon: You are looking mighty breedable this fine evening, m’lady.
Stacy: Please don’t say that to me.
Brad: Woh, you look submissive and breedable, Becky.
Becky: Wow, thanks. *sex*
by 100PercentEthylAlcohol July 14, 2021
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a coke head that can see into the future... and guess what he sees?
nostrildamus looks into the future and sees another line of coke.
by the half gram rapper March 11, 2011
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A person making a very specific prediction - that something you do (such as telling a joke or performing physical comedy) will make your friend(s) spew beverage from their nostrils from laughing.
Friend: Lifts a beer bottle to his mouth.
You: Rip One.
Friend: Becomes a beer fountain, from the nose.
You: "I knew that would happen. Call me Nostril-damus."
by The Ceps February 04, 2010
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Something you can smell before you see or hear it (e.g., shit, fire, dirty pussy, politicians, etc.) .
James’ inner nostrildamus knew when the pie was ready.

Suzy was such a nostrildamus for finding trouble.
by Goofnut June 02, 2021
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