A Mom who truly knows everything.
A mother who can tell you what is going to happen before it happens.
The best Mom. A happy Mom. A beautiful mom! Not perfect, but pretty damn close Mom.
A mother who can tell you what is going to happen before it happens.
The best Mom. A happy Mom. A beautiful mom! Not perfect, but pretty damn close Mom.
Dude, My mom totally called the Miley Cirus bit on the VMA'a and SNL she is such a NostraMOMus;
My Mom knew what I had done before I even got home, total NostraMoMus;
My mom didn't even know I had gotten high or missed curfew; NostraMoMus she is not.
My Mom knew what I had done before I even got home, total NostraMoMus;
My mom didn't even know I had gotten high or missed curfew; NostraMoMus she is not.
by ConKen September 10, 2013
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by Shwaggy November 18, 2003
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1) someone who thinks they know what will happen in 2012.
2) a person with uncanny ability to predict stuffy sinus conditions
2) a person with uncanny ability to predict stuffy sinus conditions
by xynth3a December 1, 2009
Get the Nostraldomus mug.Some punk who people think predicted "powerful visions of the future". All he did was provide vague phrases that could be interpreted in many ways.
Anyone can be like Nostradamus.
-In the year 2078 some stuff will happen and people will think I knew it.
-In the year 2078 some stuff will happen and people will think I knew it.
by Linux System Message March 29, 2004
Get the Nostradamus mug.A "prophet" who's prophecies are so lame that they can be interpreted as anything. By being so vague he could be 99.99% sure that his prophecies would come true.
The name of a Nas album (if the o is replaced with an a)
The name of a Nas album (if the o is replaced with an a)
by Anonymous July 16, 2003
Get the Nostradamus mug.A person who is tall, goofy looking, and dumber than a brick. This person normally tends to confuse himself and put themselves in a difficult situations; but at the same time being everyone's bitch.
Ben (nostradamus)- d00d I got so many nicknames!
Nick: like mr. gets caught jerkin off
Ben- o yeah that's one :(
Nick: like mr. gets caught jerkin off
Ben- o yeah that's one :(
by sourdiesal31 January 21, 2010
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manguy1 : dude why do you look so jittery
manguy2: YOU DIDNT KNOW! I have the nostrodomus effect syndrome.
manguy2: YOU DIDNT KNOW! I have the nostrodomus effect syndrome.
by mamaumpapa February 25, 2011
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