Bill Clinton

Incredibly able president who reduced the national debt to the lowest point in decades who was attacked and nearly impeached for something that over half of all presidents did and no one gave a shit. now used as an alternative to Bush suppporters rather than actually arguing their point.

"At least Bush didn't have sex and lie about it. He may have fucked our economy and our country, but he hasn't had extramarital sex (that we know of)!"

by Shwaggy November 14, 2003

pooka

according to Piers Anthony, a ghost horse. wears a chain. (read the Xanth novels for further clarification)

Dor caught a Pooka by the chain

by Shwaggy November 14, 2003

Rimshot

that badum-CHING thing they do on a drum after a joke.

a man walked into a bar. OUCH!

*rimshot*

by Shwaggy November 19, 2003

oy gevalt

Yiddish phrase. exclamation of surprise, incredulity, or simply used to emphasize a statement. often used when kvetching. alt. spelling: oy gevaldt

oy gevalt! don't scare me like that.
oy gevalt, not again.
oy gevalt, that was a long drive!

by Shwaggy November 14, 2003

kvetch

Yiddish. a lesser form of complaining. never done with that well-known whiny voice of complaint.

oy gevalt, what a day. mind if I kvetch a little?

by Shwaggy November 14, 2003

ninny

Shortened version of nincompoop, a silly, idiotic person. can be used affectionately.

you went into the girls bathroom by mistake? you ninny!

by Shwaggy November 19, 2003

ninny

short for nincompoop, a silly, stupid person. often used affectionately.

you went into the girls bathroom by mistake? you ninny!

by Shwaggy November 19, 2003