24 definitions by Shwaggy

according to Piers Anthony, a ghost horse. wears a chain. (read the Xanth novels for further clarification)
Dor caught a Pooka by the chain
by Shwaggy November 14, 2003
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One of the two major political parties in the United States, the Democrats evolved from the more primitive Democratic-Republican party in the 1800's. party platform tends to be more liberal than Republican policy. usually pro-environment, pro-choice, and pro-rights. Also generally caters to the middle- and lower classes, instead of the wealthy.
guys, if you're gonna put up a definition, define. If you wanna bitch about how "evil" people who don't agree with you must be, rant about it in your next KKK meeting, okay?
by Shwaggy January 29, 2004
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A guy whose prophecies pertaining to the end of the world have been interpreted, proven wrong, and reinterpreted so many times that its surprising they haven't given up on him yet
The world will end in 1750...no wait, 1819....or maybe 2000....2023?
by Shwaggy November 18, 2003
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that badum-CHING thing they do on a drum after a joke.
a man walked into a bar. OUCH!

*rimshot*
by Shwaggy November 19, 2003
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504 is the educational code for special needs students. schools are required to give such students certain forms of aid according to their level and classification, as decided by testing.
A student who is 504-severe ADHD can request notes from teachers, be given extra time for assignments, and even be exempted from assignments, depending on school policy and the student's test results.
by Shwaggy September 11, 2004
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Shortened version of nincompoop, a silly, idiotic person. can be used affectionately.
you went into the girls bathroom by mistake? you ninny!
by Shwaggy November 19, 2003
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short for nincompoop, a silly, stupid person. often used affectionately.
you went into the girls bathroom by mistake? you ninny!
by Shwaggy November 19, 2003
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