pooka

according to Piers Anthony, a ghost horse. wears a chain. (read the Xanth novels for further clarification)
Dor caught a Pooka by the chain
by Shwaggy November 14, 2003
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swag

Scientific Wild-Ass Guess
"How did you figure out the meaning of life, Joe?"
"oh, I just made a swag and got lucky."
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George W Bush

Republican President 2000-2004, ex-governor of Texas, son of President George H W Bush, brother of Governor Jeb Bush of Florida. Graduated from Yale, and was a member of the Texas Air National Guard during the Vietnam War. Center of much controversy, beginning with his military record, then suspicious mishandled counts that won him the election by only 500 votes in his brother's state, then with his extended vacations prior to 9-11, his response to 9-11 and the ensuing War in Iraq, and finally alleged connections with the 527 group SwiftBoat Veterans for Truth, an ANti-Kerry agency. also the butt of many jokes because of his difficulty with speaking. Instated the No Child Left Behind policy, as well as the controversial Patriot Act, and is well known for his tax cuts and support of the proposed gay marriage ammendment.
now this isn't a bush-hating def. its a list of controversial topics surrounding his presidency. Tried to be as impartial as I could.
by Shwaggy September 06, 2004
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Rimshot

that badum-CHING thing they do on a drum after a joke.
a man walked into a bar. OUCH!

*rimshot*
by Shwaggy November 19, 2003
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oy gevalt

Yiddish phrase. exclamation of surprise, incredulity, or simply used to emphasize a statement. often used when kvetching. alt. spelling: oy gevaldt
oy gevalt! don't scare me like that.
oy gevalt, not again.
oy gevalt, that was a long drive!
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ninny

Shortened version of nincompoop, a silly, idiotic person. can be used affectionately.
you went into the girls bathroom by mistake? you ninny!
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ninny

short for nincompoop, a silly, stupid person. often used affectionately.
you went into the girls bathroom by mistake? you ninny!
by Shwaggy November 19, 2003
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