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One of the two major political parties in the United States, the Democrats evolved from the more primitive Democratic-Republican party in the 1800's. party platform tends to be more liberal than Republican policy. usually pro-environment, pro-choice, and pro-rights. Also generally caters to the middle- and lower classes, instead of the wealthy.
guys, if you're gonna put up a definition, define. If you wanna bitch about how "evil" people who don't agree with you must be, rant about it in your next KKK meeting, okay?
by Shwaggy January 29, 2004
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the first monotheistic religion, basis of two of today's other major religions (Christianity and Islam). The Jewish holy book is the Torah, which is the basis for the Christian Old Testament. Judaism, except in its orthodox form, is probably the most accepting and loosest of the major religions of the Western Hemisphere. Sadly, its followers have been persecuted and ridiculed throughout the ages, and have always been misunderstood by the ignorant.
yes, I am a Jew. and to those of you who have said we are going to hell, remember that there is only one true judge of that, so don't be so arrogant as to put yourself in that position.
by Shwaggy November 15, 2003
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that badum-CHING thing they do on a drum after a joke.
a man walked into a bar. OUCH!

*rimshot*
by Shwaggy November 19, 2003
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Yiddish phrase. exclamation of surprise, incredulity, or simply used to emphasize a statement. often used when kvetching. alt. spelling: oy gevaldt
oy gevalt! don't scare me like that.
oy gevalt, not again.
oy gevalt, that was a long drive!
by Shwaggy November 14, 2003
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Yiddish insult. THE most potent and offensive insult known to man. it has so much connotation that cannot be truly defined that the closest you can come to its meaning is "horrible person". no other definition has the meaning, and there is no way to convey how powerful that word is. Use with caution.
Hitler was a prime example of a paskudnyak. You'd be hard pressed to come up with others.
by Shwaggy September 6, 2004
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Shortened version of nincompoop, a silly, idiotic person. can be used affectionately.
you went into the girls bathroom by mistake? you ninny!
by Shwaggy November 19, 2003
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short for nincompoop, a silly, stupid person. often used affectionately.
you went into the girls bathroom by mistake? you ninny!
by Shwaggy November 19, 2003
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