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meth

A drug that bums use. Short for methamphetamine.
You smoke meth, bro?
Hell yeah.
by Shwaggy August 29, 2016
mugGet the methmug.

something positive

a hilarious, if vulgar, webcomic centered on a group of friends. not to be viewed by the very young, overly religious, or easily upset.
www.somethingpositive.net check it out.
by Shwaggy November 14, 2003
mugGet the something positivemug.

democrats

One of the two major political parties in the United States, the Democrats evolved from the more primitive Democratic-Republican party in the 1800's. party platform tends to be more liberal than Republican policy. usually pro-environment, pro-choice, and pro-rights. Also generally caters to the middle- and lower classes, instead of the wealthy.
guys, if you're gonna put up a definition, define. If you wanna bitch about how "evil" people who don't agree with you must be, rant about it in your next KKK meeting, okay?
by Shwaggy January 29, 2004
mugGet the democratsmug.

The Muffin Gods

powerful beings who rule over this world. Their wrath may only be assuaged by the eating of many muffins. They have many emmisaries in this world, but their most powerful follower is the legendary Muffin Man.
by Shwaggy November 13, 2003
mugGet the The Muffin Godsmug.

jewish mother

an unstoppable force of nature that will feed you, pamper you, and pester you at the slightest provocation. known to spout Yiddish randomly.
be warned: if you come to my house, you WILL leave with a full stomach and a bag of leftovers.
by Shwaggy February 13, 2004
mugGet the jewish mothermug.

swag

Scientific Wild-Ass Guess
"How did you figure out the meaning of life, Joe?"
"oh, I just made a swag and got lucky."
by Shwaggy December 3, 2003
mugGet the swagmug.

Judaism

the first monotheistic religion, basis of two of today's other major religions (Christianity and Islam). The Jewish holy book is the Torah, which is the basis for the Christian Old Testament. Judaism, except in its orthodox form, is probably the most accepting and loosest of the major religions of the Western Hemisphere. Sadly, its followers have been persecuted and ridiculed throughout the ages, and have always been misunderstood by the ignorant.
yes, I am a Jew. and to those of you who have said we are going to hell, remember that there is only one true judge of that, so don't be so arrogant as to put yourself in that position.
by Shwaggy November 14, 2003
mugGet the Judaismmug.

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