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Definitions by Shwaggy

A drug that bums use. Short for methamphetamine.
You smoke meth, bro?
Hell yeah.
meth by Shwaggy August 29, 2016
A drug that bums use. Short for methamphetamine.
You smoke meth, bro?
Hell yeah.
meth by Shwaggy August 29, 2016
504 is the educational code for special needs students. schools are required to give such students certain forms of aid according to their level and classification, as decided by testing.
A student who is 504-severe ADHD can request notes from teachers, be given extra time for assignments, and even be exempted from assignments, depending on school policy and the student's test results.
504 by Shwaggy September 11, 2004
bastard language of Hebrew and German, used because until recently the Hebrew language was not conducive to conversation. every word is filled with untranslatable connotations, which makes it an excellent swearing language. also holds the most potent insult in the world: paskudnyak

spoken often in New York without actual knowledge of meanings. Almost always heard in combination with English.
Classic yiddish words: shlep, schmuck, klutz, mensch, bagel, and the wonderful -nik nouns (beatnik, nogoodnik...)
yiddish by Shwaggy September 6, 2004

paskudnyak 

Yiddish insult. THE most potent and offensive insult known to man. it has so much connotation that cannot be truly defined that the closest you can come to its meaning is "horrible person". no other definition has the meaning, and there is no way to convey how powerful that word is. Use with caution.
Hitler was a prime example of a paskudnyak. You'd be hard pressed to come up with others.
paskudnyak by Shwaggy September 6, 2004

George W Bush

Republican President 2000-2004, ex-governor of Texas, son of President George H W Bush, brother of Governor Jeb Bush of Florida. Graduated from Yale, and was a member of the Texas Air National Guard during the Vietnam War. Center of much controversy, beginning with his military record, then suspicious mishandled counts that won him the election by only 500 votes in his brother's state, then with his extended vacations prior to 9-11, his response to 9-11 and the ensuing War in Iraq, and finally alleged connections with the 527 group SwiftBoat Veterans for Truth, an ANti-Kerry agency. also the butt of many jokes because of his difficulty with speaking. Instated the No Child Left Behind policy, as well as the controversial Patriot Act, and is well known for his tax cuts and support of the proposed gay marriage ammendment.
now this isn't a bush-hating def. its a list of controversial topics surrounding his presidency. Tried to be as impartial as I could.
George W Bush by Shwaggy September 6, 2004

Jewishmish

As has already been said, this holiday is completely fictitious. there is no such thing, because Jewish/Christians, like Messianic Jews, really don't exist, and for a much simpler reason than heritage: you either beleive in Christ, or you don't. sorta hard to halfway that one.
If you believe Jesus is your savior, you are not half-Jewish, you are all-Christian. maybe non-denominational, but still CHristian. also, having a Jewish relative other than your mother does not make you Jewish.
Jewishmish by Shwaggy May 27, 2004