Normis
Normis by Mikey C notes October 9, 2006
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dixy normis
person 1:anyone seen pat?
person 2:u mean dixy normis?
person 1:yeah were is he?
person 2:i dont know and i dont care.
person 1:duck u!!!
person 2:u mean dixy normis?
person 1:yeah were is he?
person 2:i dont know and i dont care.
person 1:duck u!!!
dixy normis by *clears throat* me. October 14, 2008
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Normis • Normish • Normistic noises • dixy normis • Ja'normis • normie • Norming • nirmis • normie girls • normie memes
Ja'normis
larger, bigger, gigantic to the fullest..intensified to the spread of all imagination..no other explanation can describe hugeness as it relates to any person, place or thing, when speaking in terms of size.
Ja'normis by JAMILA MCDONALD April 15, 2008
Chuck Norris of Cheap
one that has mastered the art of wallet fumbling, a stingy person or one that will pinch a penny until POTUS 1-6 is squealing like a little girl
I can be a little tight with a buck. Well, “little” may be somewhat misleading. Ok, ok, I've got my black belt in skinflint. I'm the miser master, the Chuck Norris of Cheap and in my spare time, I like to jam with my band, Penny Pinscher and the Tightwads. Seriously, I play a mean frugal horn.
Chuck Norris of Cheap by goose_on_a_roof October 18, 2020
Lando norris
The ultimate meme Lord, the undisputed champion of fall guys, part time f1 driver, popular twitch streamer and son of Carlos Sainz
Lando norris by Car lost sainz October 20, 2020
chuck norris
A less than hardcore actor who once starred in such shitty films as Sidekicks, Invasion USA and Missing in Action. He is most know for his ridiculous display of round house kicks and poor dialogue on the show Walker Texas Ranger.
>or<
A washed up actor who got his second wind based upon a very large list of (at one time) humorous jokes and facts(If you will) about him, that after being repeated from here to Nantucket far too many times, became old and played out and down right NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
>or<
A washed up actor who got his second wind based upon a very large list of (at one time) humorous jokes and facts(If you will) about him, that after being repeated from here to Nantucket far too many times, became old and played out and down right NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
Chuck Norris' tears cur-- oh wait, you've heard this one before? Yeah me too about a million times...
chuck norris by Pamanda August 28, 2008
chuck norris
A cyborg with the power of invincibility... when on screen. Outside he's quite a softie. Some jobless guys from USA went on to raise him to urban legend status just because he was the first Usian to do roundhouse kicks on the big screen. Now there's a running joke about him being stronger than all the gods together and doing eveything beyond impossibility. Non-serious webs like Uncyclopedia and Urban Dictionary get loads of entries about that unfunny joke.
chuck norris by Stanley Marsh January 11, 2007
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