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A type of behaviour where no logic is used to get from the start to end, quite frequently creates more work for other entities with no clear goal in its vision upsetting everyone who comes in contact with this behaviour.
He sent out this normish email to everyone he could think of, even though two people could have accomplished.
normish by Stanwise May 19, 2004
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That which represents anything with the qualities of Norm. Big in stature and AzN!
That girl was quite Normish!
Normish by Cy December 3, 2004
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A transitional word for someone who is leaving behind the shackles of norm culture and embracing the deep dark void of spicy meme's and sp00k culture.
Boi: Yo, Heather is on her normish grind , saving her mind one meme at a time
Normish by Sp00kB0i June 25, 2016
Loud generation of non sequiturs punctuated by self touching
I couldn't follow that normish presentation -- is that guy a baseball player or a product manager?
Normish by Winston Smith September 12, 2003
This pizza is very NOMish!
NOMish by yankeegirlkate October 29, 2011

Norwish Smearz 

An area in the EH Double D region of Edinburgh, popular with Heriot Watt students and their boyfriends.
Ethan's mum was stalking him down on FindFriends and wondered what on earth Norwish Smearz was.

Something to do with Norway?
Norwish Smearz by altkev February 10, 2013
Someone who sleeps and snores loudly (the mom doesn't like it) Also a guy who LOVES sweets and can't get enough of Jordan Almonds even when it's hidden he always finds it.
Oh wow, your such a Nirmish.
nirmish by ILikeJordanAlmondsToo January 23, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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