Noonings

Used to describe either an Antipodean chancer - someone who is full of BS when trying to sell a product or service - Or used to describe the act of screwing someone (e.g. a member of staff) over on the price of a product or service.

He nooningsed me yesterday, he told me it should be done for a low price, but he has no idea whats actually involved in providing the product or service. I've been fucked over. Or "He's such a noonings".

by Fred1555 April 23, 2011

Nooning

Midday coital session

Angelika was leaving work early for a sultry nooning session. The nooning on the kitchen counter, wearing only pearls was a heavenly rendezvous in the middle of the work day.

by Laurgelika January 14, 2009

Nooning

Nooning: A specific form of procrastination – Effing about on the net finding information or answers to satisfy ones inner random musings.

"I tend to do a spot of nooning many times a day" or "Look at Clarke, instead of working he's just nooning about"

by wordlywonder July 1, 2021

nooning

The act of spooning nude.

Pete and John were spooning last night!
Nahh, they were naked... they were nooning ;)

by ringo87536 October 29, 2010

Nooning

The act of showing your frontal genitals to a person or persons. The opposite of mooning, by showing your rear end.

I went nooning last night and showed group of people outside a bar my penis.

by Stink Engine March 1, 2016

nooning

a term used to describe the male masturbating at a unrealistic speed.

“I love the way you are nooning, Paul.”

by KaiFentat November 17, 2025