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Noonings 

Used to describe either an Antipodean chancer - someone who is full of BS when trying to sell a product or service - Or used to describe the act of screwing someone (e.g. a member of staff) over on the price of a product or service.
He nooningsed me yesterday, he told me it should be done for a low price, but he has no idea whats actually involved in providing the product or service. I've been fucked over. Or "He's such a noonings".
Noonings by Fred1555 April 23, 2011
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Angelika was leaving work early for a sultry nooning session. The nooning on the kitchen counter, wearing only pearls was a heavenly rendezvous in the middle of the work day.
Nooning by Laurgelika January 14, 2009
Related Words
Nooning: A specific form of procrastination – Effing about on the net finding information or answers to satisfy ones inner random musings.
"I tend to do a spot of nooning many times a day" or "Look at Clarke, instead of working he's just nooning about"
Nooning by wordlywonder July 1, 2021
Pete and John were spooning last night!
Nahh, they were naked... they were nooning ;)
nooning by ringo87536 October 29, 2010
The act of showing your frontal genitals to a person or persons. The opposite of mooning, by showing your rear end.
I went nooning last night and showed group of people outside a bar my penis.
Nooning by Stink Engine March 1, 2016
a term used to describe the male masturbating at a unrealistic speed.
I love the way you are nooning, Paul.”
nooning by KaiFentat November 17, 2025

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022