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Angelika was leaving work early for a sultry nooning session. The nooning on the kitchen counter, wearing only pearls was a heavenly rendezvous in the middle of the work day.
Nooning by Laurgelika January 14, 2009
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Nooning: A specific form of procrastinationEffing about on the net finding information or answers to satisfy ones inner random musings.
"I tend to do a spot of nooning many times a day" or "Look at Clarke, instead of working he's just nooning about"
Nooning by wordlywonder July 1, 2021
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The act of spooning nude.
Pete and John were spooning last night!
Nahh, they were naked... they were nooning ;)
nooning by ringo87536 October 29, 2010
The act of showing your frontal genitals to a person or persons. The opposite of mooning, by showing your rear end.
I went nooning last night and showed group of people outside a bar my penis.
Nooning by Stink Engine March 1, 2016
a term used to describe the male masturbating at a unrealistic speed.
“I love the way you are nooning, Paul.”
nooning by KaiFentat November 17, 2025

Knee Nooking 

to sensually message the crease in the back of the knee with tongue, finger, phallus, or other phallus like object
He was knee nooking me so hard I couldn't walk the next day.
Knee Nooking by Eyeball_licker69 December 3, 2014
The thing you do to keep people engaged in a conversation, but usually used to display that you are actively listening to what they are saying.
I'll tell you the secret to making the other person feel like you are listening to them and are interested in what they are saying... It's Nooding. You can get anywhere in life from this tip!

LOL really? It's that simple?

Yes, duh, that's how I got you engaged in this convo lel
nooding by Meeep ^^ October 22, 2015
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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