nooming
Aday after a bad cold, I need to spend an hour nooming, to get all the hard its of snot stuck to the hairs. Always in private & I always was my hands after.
nooming by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 8, 2019
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Nooming
Nooming by gooberman111 December 26, 2025
Knee Nooking
to sensually message the crease in the back of the knee with tongue, finger, phallus, or other phallus like object
Knee Nooking by Eyeball_licker69 December 3, 2014
nooding
The thing you do to keep people engaged in a conversation, but usually used to display that you are actively listening to what they are saying.
Chronic noosing syndrome
Chronic noosing syndrome
Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.
Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.
Howard: “Jen my jarred pig eyes aren’t in the fridge”
Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”
Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub”
Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”
Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”
*choking nosies*
Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”
Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub”
Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”
Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”
*choking nosies*
Chronic noosing syndrome by Count Noosula March 26, 2020
Power Noming
The act of eating foodz with such vigor that all passerby and nearby friends are audibly alerted to your actions.
Power Noming by Zachers March 30, 2010
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