Nooje

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A "noob" covered in semen, usually a Runescape player who is a member of the "Castle Wars Greatest" clan, or similiar clans that like masturbating to yellow decorative armor that has no stats and looks like shit. Usually traveling in packs, they are very dangerous when threatened, often resorting to repetitively insulting whoever beats them in Castle Wars for hours at a time, until their mother makes them go to bed so that their uncle can touch them.

OMG IS ANYONE IN CWG NOT A NOOJE?!

Nooje by Dr kirb September 26, 2008

noonee

A girl who is dear to you

She's such a noonee

noonee by Dexte05 March 29, 2017

Related Words

Nooje • Noojerz / Noojerz-e • noober • Nooger • Nooj • Nooge • noobed • noobert • nooget • noje

Nooped

When one gets absolutely fucked on alcohol or drugs

Mate you good
Nah mate I’m fully nooped
Trues nan

Nooped by FreshAverage69 February 12, 2018

dank nooner

Popping a wheelie on a motorcycle or dirt bike. Dank nooners are typically wheelies that are at balance point.

My friend popped a dank nooner today down the highway.

dank nooner by ScoobyS August 20, 2020

fat nooner

A term for popping a wheelie, usually on a motorcycle, and usually performed by a motobro. Not as dank as a fat ass nooner.

I'll be rippin fat nooners all over town soon as I get my gixxer

fat nooner by Nig downtown J-dubya February 6, 2017

nooberdouche

someone that is such a noob that they are also a douche

(to a noob): GTFO dude, you are a nooberdouche.

nooberdouche by seb and mike January 2, 2009

Flubber Noogen

A Swedish spice that can be used for any kind of cooking

Don't put too much Flubber Noogen in the soup or else it will taste bad.

Flubber Noogen by The Original Kweej December 1, 2016

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026