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look at that fat arse nooget
nooget by god October 14, 2003
shit covered in frozen vanilla, enjoyed in Muslim countries such as Iraq, iran, pakistan elc.
oh gross, those terrorists are actually enjoying that nooget! WHAT THE FUCK!
nooget by Dojo Mojo March 12, 2003
fat little kid,

just a FAT little kid
That kid, he's such a nooget
nooget by big fat February 12, 2022

Butt Nooget 

valuable ass treasure or booty dabloons commonly and ONLY found normally inside of the human rectum.
Guy 1: WOAH BRO I JUST SOLD MY BUTT NOOGET FOR 3 CENTS!!!11
Guy 2: NO WAI DOOD!!!11
Butt Nooget by Enamored September 8, 2016

Chicken Nooget 

The act of protecting your friend from a touchy female.
A friend is getting touched by a girl he doesn’t want so he yells “Chicken Nooget!!” You must immediately attack said female and rip her away from her.
Chicken Nooget by Dulygoat January 4, 2024

chicken nooget 

When your getting touched by a girl you dont like so you scream “chicken nooget” and your friend comes and absolutely beats the shit out of the bitch.
Girl:Omg i love you so much daddy
Victim: “CHICKEN NOOGET”
Friend 2: *absolutely fucking obliterates the ugly bitch*
chicken nooget by Phillyxrackxzz January 4, 2024
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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