Nooger

The act of putting an object on your lap to cover up a boner.

I tried pulling a nooger last night while watching a movie with my girlfriend.

by Michael Litterous June 09, 2013

Nooger

Any of the species of humans that have a rage towards other humans. Nooger's prefer killing by swords or other blades.

"A man was found impaled with a 58" sword. Experts say it was the work of a Nooger."

by Lord Rodericus July 30, 2003

nooger

a dark-colored piece of dried mucus in or from the nose

Dude, I picked a couple of huge noogers after working in that dusty attic all day.

by cosphonso13 December 25, 2007

noogers

a girl with sagging breasts.
saggy tits

that girl has noogers.

by Natalie Banks September 08, 2007

nooger

a nooger is a nigger who is a noob

u r such a nooger andre

by the pwnerer September 09, 2006

nooger

some word i sed wen i was high instead of nigger and it sounded fnny as hell.

Damn! That nooger smoked half the blunt.

by the high guy June 19, 2004

Noogers

what u call them homeboys up in your nostrils

what do u call them homeboys up in your nostrils? NOOGERS

by Kiss my snake May 31, 2018