nooberdouche 

someone that is such a noob that they are also a douche

(to a noob): GTFO dude, you are a nooberdouche.

nooberdouche by seb and mike January 2, 2009

Gooberdouche 

A said person who (being a goober) drives at least 20mph under the speed limit, and (being a douche) doesn't allow you to pass.

Dammit, I can't get around this Gooberdouche

Gooberdouche by Bondobrew October 5, 2009