Noogey

offensive word meaning "white faggot"

Stop being a noogey

by 238rhfrb3gfe December 17, 2018

Flubber Noogen

A Swedish spice that can be used for any kind of cooking

Don't put too much Flubber Noogen in the soup or else it will taste bad.

by The Original Kweej December 1, 2016

Nooged

Kinda like the Indian handshake.

To Noog is to caress you genitals till your hand get nice and moist then approach an ususpecting person and give them a handshake.

Bruce was being a real ass to me today im totally going to NOOG him after work.

Wow my hands all sweaty i think that asshole just NOOGED me.

Look the cops, im for sure going to NOOG them.

by Mick Bastard September 25, 2009

noogy

To grab someone around the neck with your arm, pull their head against your body (thus subduing them), make your other hand into a fist, and grate your knuckles painfully against their scalp. If you're sneaky enough, grabbing them around the neck may not be necessary.

A favorite tactic among bullies and older siblings.

Hey! Don't give me a noogy! It breaks my hair! - My sister

by noogyman February 9, 2005

splooge on my nooge

After one ejaculates, if there is still semen left on ones penis and one pulls up ones pants/shorts/(or skirt if you're feeling frisky)and gets the remaining semen on it, this is called Splooge on ones nooge.

" I was fucking my girlfriend and after we were done, I pulled my pants up and got splooge on my nooge."

"I was fucking some bitch and her dad walked in so i pulled up my pants. I shouted 'aww, splooge on my Nooge son!' Then he grabbed a 2x4 and I hightailed my ass out of there."

"Splooge on my Nooge Son!"

by Big Black Lombassa April 20, 2009

noogly

a part of something or someone that is squishy, jiggly, or loose.

The tentacle of the octopus was really noogly!

by Sammy Solis June 11, 2006

nooger

a dark-colored piece of dried mucus in or from the nose

Dude, I picked a couple of huge noogers after working in that dusty attic all day.

by cosphonso13 December 25, 2007