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Flubber Noogen 

A Swedish spice that can be used for any kind of cooking
Don't put too much Flubber Noogen in the soup or else it will taste bad.
Related Words
Noogey Nooger Nooge noogy nooget nooney noogly Nogey noogay Nooged
Kinda like the Indian handshake.

To Noog is to caress you genitals till your hand get nice and moist then approach an ususpecting person and give them a handshake.
Bruce was being a real ass to me today im totally going to NOOG him after work.

Wow my hands all sweaty i think that asshole just NOOGED me.

Look the cops, im for sure going to NOOG them.
Nooged by Mick Bastard September 25, 2009
To grab someone around the neck with your arm, pull their head against your body (thus subduing them), make your other hand into a fist, and grate your knuckles painfully against their scalp. If you're sneaky enough, grabbing them around the neck may not be necessary.

A favorite tactic among bullies and older siblings.
Hey! Don't give me a noogy! It breaks my hair! - My sister
noogy by noogyman February 9, 2005

splooge on my nooge

After one ejaculates, if there is still semen left on ones penis and one pulls up ones pants/shorts/(or skirt if you're feeling frisky)and gets the remaining semen on it, this is called Splooge on ones nooge.
" I was fucking my girlfriend and after we were done, I pulled my pants up and got splooge on my nooge."

"I was fucking some bitch and her dad walked in so i pulled up my pants. I shouted 'aww, splooge on my Nooge son!' Then he grabbed a 2x4 and I hightailed my ass out of there."

"Splooge on my Nooge Son!"
a part of something or someone that is squishy, jiggly, or loose.
noogly by Sammy Solis June 11, 2006
a dark-colored piece of dried mucus in or from the nose
Dude, I picked a couple of huge noogers after working in that dusty attic all day.
nooger by cosphonso13 December 25, 2007