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A stupid fucking insult twelve year olds without a sense of grammatical coherence use to defend Logan Paul exploiting someone’s suicide in the comment section of a YouTube video
Oh and buy the way your a fucking touch noodle he’s more runner and more awesome than you dick I clicked on the video to see how you gonna prove this bullshit you dumbass clickbait asshole
by hterbluc May 01, 2018
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A touch noodle is an insult, usually meaning idiot
"Hey, did you see Taylor trip yesterday?"
"Yeah, what a touch noodle"
by Kobra936 January 31, 2018
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One who touches one's noodle, or penis. One who masturbates. A wanker.
Charlie left the bar before he paid his tab. What a fucking touch noodle!
by Lizardick May 01, 2018
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