Noockle 

Noockle: 1) N. Synonymous with Noob, only more stringent, and often applying to knowledge of sex or drugs.

2) N. A person who is unusually uninformed in the realms of Sexual or drug-related behavior.

"What the hell IS that?" "It's crack, Noockle!"

"Hey, did you hear that Lizzie didn't know what 69 meant?" "I know, right? What a Noockle!"

Noockle by Norbert715 April 3, 2009

Nookleptia 

The fear of your thoughts and ideas are being stolen.

Lin Chi: Our governments are being very nookleptia in our society.

O'ol Vhaa'ala: Yes very very true!

Nookleptia by Star Spire June 17, 2018

Noorkle 

The act of recieving an under water blow job in a hot tub. Upon completion, she lets the cum rise to the surface where she proceeds to skim it out with her tongue while she plays with your balls.

Dude, my ass is so pruny right now because during my noorkle, bitch had to keep surfacing for air.

Noorkle by Ginger Lariat June 27, 2011

nooklear energy 

When a woman is wanting to have sex really, really bad. There's just no doubt about it. She is going to get some tonight. Anything or anybody is fair game.

Vrin: Have you seen the zucchini I bought yesterday?
Jadu: Yeah man. Sally Sue came over and said she wanted to check it out before we cooked it. She was so covered with nooklear energy it was scary. I thought it best that she just take it.
Vrin: Darnit. There goes dinner.
Jadu: Sorry dude. She wanted it real, real bad.
Vrin: Okay man.

nooklear energy by jethrojones December 9, 2007

nockle

A synonym for a very good looking person.

Holy shit did you see that chick? Yeah she's so nockle!

nockle by Anonymous12315123 August 25, 2010

nookler 

A fag; known to suck at life.

That guy who plays conan,total nookler.

nookler by bjork k May 20, 2008

nockler 

Any small item that cannot be named, or you have forgotten what it's called

" pass us that nockler" (middle of the clipper lighter)

nockler by krissyda bird November 29, 2010