Leaving graffiti on a mountainside? What a nocket!

We went to see the canyon, but some vandals had nocketed most of the best cliff. It really ruined our trip.

Nocket by Alaskan_Wolf October 25, 2014

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nocket

(n): A person who is so blinded by narcissism that he or she believes the damage they cause is actually art.

(v): To vandalize, especially a national park.

Source: Casey Nocket, who hikes into national parks, paints over natural features with acrylic paint, and then post photographs of her actions with pride.

Example 1:
Hiker: Wow, this canyon sure is beautiful

Douchebag: Yeah, I think I'll paint a face on that wall over there.

Hiker: Dude, don't be a nocket!

Example 2:
"Hey, hold my backpack while I nocket those rocks."

nocket by GPq October 24, 2014

Nookleptia

The fear of your thoughts and ideas are being stolen.

Lin Chi: Our governments are being very nookleptia in our society.

O'ol Vhaa'ala: Yes very very true!

Nookleptia by Star Spire June 17, 2018

Neckless

The description of a man you see with an odd shaped stature with no neck at all appearing to have just a head and body for example ...Barbie dolls boyfriend Ken Doll is neckless.He has no neck he is all head body and all muscle.where the head sits stiffly on its shoulders without neck length or gap
Not necessarily touched with the ugly stick

Went to karaoke saturday night and saw a neckless bloke at the pub...he was neckless all body and no neck!

Neckless by munyuck January 23, 2009

neckler

The ring of gas that accumulates around the collar area of a wet suit when a scuba diver farts

"I shouldn't have eaten so much cabbage before we went scuba diving. I had a wicked neckler on the way down."

neckler by adamdromes September 7, 2012

nicklebroke

So poor as to not have two nickels to rub together and dependent on close friends to stay relevant with clothing, transportation, etc.

I’ll throw dude some shekels but I ain’t about to adopt me no nicklebroke wannabe third cousin.

nicklebroke by TheZackmancommeth April 7, 2019

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026