nookler

A fag; known to suck at life.

That guy who plays conan,total nookler.

by bjork k May 20, 2008

Noodler

An alcohol induced, female bar patron with an insatiable and unrelenting obsession to haphazardly sample, finagle and endure an unfulfilling quest for the ultimate 'Noodle' (a.k.a. male genitalia). Sometimes used in combination with the following adjectives/descriptors: 'sloppy', 'unsightly', 'desperate', puss-wide-open' and 'gargantuan'. For example: 'Sloppy Noodler' or 'Unsightly Noodler'.

Dude, the "Noodler" has been in here every night this week!
Are you frickin kidding me, the "Noodler" is totally out of control today. She's had her puss-wide-open for at least six guys since 11am!
I was pulling up to Trudeau's house and the "Noodler" came out of a side hatch door, barefoot, wearing a Nickelback t-shirt.

by Charitable Disguise October 13, 2019

Noodler

The act of shoving one’s fist into a man or woman’s asshole during sex, in a similar manner to how a catfish is caught in the Southern United States.

Steve: Yo bro, I was elbow deep in Lisa’s ass last night!

Paul: The Noodler, a classic move!

by PussyKing420 October 14, 2019

Nookleptia

The fear of your thoughts and ideas are being stolen.

Lin Chi: Our governments are being very nookleptia in our society.

O'ol Vhaa'ala: Yes very very true!

by Star Spire June 17, 2018

noogler

a new Google employee

It feels good to be a noogler!!

by MSL May 23, 2006

Cougar Noodler

Noodler of cougars, bangs MILFS, hits old trim.

One who has sexual intercourse with older, attractive women.

I know you fucked my mom you damn cougar noodler!

by I Like Turtles 2 February 27, 2010

Nitty Nookers

Nitty nookers is a word to replace any word in a sentence to make the sentence sound/dirty even if it isn't

Jimmy: I'm gonna shove my nitty nookers in your nitty nookers!!!!

Sally: eww jimmy youre sick!!!

Jimmy: all i said was im gonna shove my books in your book bag....

Sally:...oh this is awkward...

by Beccerz777 April 26, 2011