Nongna

She's a beautiful, funny, smart, little girl. She's MY bestfriend and i love her!

Hurt Nongna and i'll break your face...

by RjsNd February 28, 2017

nongamer

One who does not game in the normal fashion. It could also be someone who partakes only in lame games or games that are not accepted by

the gaming community at large. Also, someone who doesn't accept gamer culture and is a troll. Flashgamer is a subcategory of nongamer and can be equally obnoxious and offensive.

guy 1: I'm so cool i play smite everyday by myself and rage quit every match.
Guy 2: bro ur kind of a nongamer.

by 12345pene March 30, 2015

Nonna

The best cooks in the world. Making the best dishes and sharing them with family. Mess with Nonna and we'll break your neck. Or leave a dead fish on your porch.

Mahn, Nonna's Cannelloni was theeee best.
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Mother fucker stay away from my nonna and her chickens or I'll have the whole family on your ass!!

by NonnaLover May 1, 2009

Nonna

An old Italian woman (generally the age of 50+) that is cute and can cook up the most delicious food that you can ever think of. Also speaks in broken english if not Italian. Common phrases that Nonna's say are..."When you come n visit Nonna?" "What did you eat today?' "You be a goodboy now"

Nonna: Eyyy Did you eat today?
Grandson Alex: I eat everyday Nonna...
Nonna: Ok, you a good boy.

by Alex Pulec March 26, 2007

ñonga

Penis, dick, Male genitals, pene, Male organ of copulation.

Mexican slang.

Su ñonga no era grande como decia.

His dick wasn't as big as he said

by Rocknkali June 8, 2007

Nonnaphile

Noun – A person who is sexually attracted to nuns.

Freddy was a real nonnaphile, and couldn’t get to sleep each night without his monthly glossy copy of Nun Juggs and a tub of hand cream.

by SmotherTeresa May 3, 2011

Nonnaphilia

Noun – An obsession with nuns as sex objects. Overt acts, including taking sexually explicit photographs, molesting nuns, nocturnally stealing their nunderwear and exposing one’s genitalia to nuns are all crimes. Also treated as a mental illness, the nonnaphile’s therapy can be quite protracted and may include being forced to eat rats, toads and snakes, being dismembered alive, smothered in fire and brimstone and be broken upon the wheel.

Nonnaphilia today is more demonised than any other crime; even rape and murder. Nothing so enrages public opinion as the discovery of a nonnaphile ring, or solitary inadequate exposing himself in the park to nuns hurrying back to the convent for evening mass, or buying them sweets so that he can touch and stroke them, or even worse :(

by SmotherTeresa May 3, 2011