Nonnaphilia

Noun – An obsession with nuns as sex objects. Overt acts, including taking sexually explicit photographs, molesting nuns, nocturnally stealing their nunderwear and exposing one’s genitalia to nuns are all crimes. Also treated as a mental illness, the nonnaphile’s therapy can be quite protracted and may include being forced to eat rats, toads and snakes, being dismembered alive, smothered in fire and brimstone and be broken upon the wheel.

Nonnaphilia today is more demonised than any other crime; even rape and murder. Nothing so enrages public opinion as the discovery of a nonnaphile ring, or solitary inadequate exposing himself in the park to nuns hurrying back to the convent for evening mass, or buying them sweets so that he can touch and stroke them, or even worse :(

by SmotherTeresa May 3, 2011

Nonnaphile

Noun – A person who is sexually attracted to nuns.

Freddy was a real nonnaphile, and couldn’t get to sleep each night without his monthly glossy copy of Nun Juggs and a tub of hand cream.

by SmotherTeresa May 3, 2011

nosaphilia

A fetish in which arousal is derived from the idea or knowledge that your sexual partner is terminally ill. Possibly a variant on necrophilia.

After I found out that my wife had cancer, I discovered that I had nosaphilia.

by Suzie "The Emalmer" Sorenson May 17, 2006

Novaphilia

When someone is sexually attracted to eggs.

I am not gay or straight, I have novaphilia.

by conbon69 October 24, 2016

nonceaphilia

an extreme case of pedophilia to young school children

mr ludlow and mr anderson have an extreme case of nonceaphilia

by sausage licked April 20, 2022

nonceaphilia

the work of a pedophile

ginny l just committed nonceaphilia

by unholy lizta November 27, 2022