Nonnaphile
Freddy was a real nonnaphile, and couldn’t get to sleep each night without his monthly glossy copy of Nun Juggs and a tub of hand cream.
Nonnaphile by SmotherTeresa May 3, 2011
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Nonnaphilia
Noun – An obsession with nuns as sex objects. Overt acts, including taking sexually explicit photographs, molesting nuns, nocturnally stealing their nunderwear and exposing one’s genitalia to nuns are all crimes. Also treated as a mental illness, the nonnaphile’s therapy can be quite protracted and may include being forced to eat rats, toads and snakes, being dismembered alive, smothered in fire and brimstone and be broken upon the wheel.
Nonnaphilia today is more demonised than any other crime; even rape and murder. Nothing so enrages public opinion as the discovery of a nonnaphile ring, or solitary inadequate exposing himself in the park to nuns hurrying back to the convent for evening mass, or buying them sweets so that he can touch and stroke them, or even worse :(
Nonnaphilia by SmotherTeresa May 3, 2011
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Normaphile
A non-paraphilic individual. Specifically a non-pedophile/non-MAP. A synonym would be teleiophile.
Particularly one who is hostile or unnecessarily aggressive towards MAPs and MAP culture.
Normie + phile = Normaphile (phile being Greek for love of something, they love being normies and are intolerant to those who aren't)
Particularly one who is hostile or unnecessarily aggressive towards MAPs and MAP culture.
Normie + phile = Normaphile (phile being Greek for love of something, they love being normies and are intolerant to those who aren't)
Tom : Pedophiles are disgusting and should be thrown into a woodchipper!
Joseph : You're a hateful and bigoted normaphile and you need to respect other people's preferences.
Joseph : You're a hateful and bigoted normaphile and you need to respect other people's preferences.
Normaphile by Joseph Sneep October 1, 2022
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