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He's veerryyyyy cocky. Athletic. Funny.Retarded and mentally challenged. Occasionally, when his dick is hard, he's a nice guy but when his dick is soft he has the tendency to act like a pussy. we love Nonde
you're such a Nonde
Nonde by anyangooo November 30, 2018

Noncestick

When a paedophile has raped so many kids that the government has decided to impale them on a metal pole.
You hear about that paedophile Nik who lived up the road? Yeah now he is just a noncestick
Noncestick by NJRuler November 6, 2019

Ginger nonce 

Have you seen that ginger nonce new vid

Yeah Stephen tries

Ha gottem

Dog Nonce 

An individual who uses a dog for any of the following: 1) sexual contact, 2) fouling public places with faeces, 3) placing faeces where children play, 4) imposing their dog(s) onto members of the public, 4) causing noise nuisance.
Make sure your children play somewhere well away from paedophiles or dog nonces.
Dog Nonce by topwise September 4, 2019

Stay Noided 

Noided, a persistent sense of paranoia, stay noided is a common usage meaning to stay in a constant "noided" state of mind so as to avoid detection when preforming illegal activities, usually used when two people are departing
Person 1: Hey man, I gotta go but I'll see you after 3rd period
Person 2: See ya, stay noided!
Stay Noided by emily :~) January 15, 2013
British slang for pedophile
That guy in the van is a nonce
Nonce by Poo86 December 27, 2018
1. Bitcoin (.00000001) A self-effacing homonym formed that means "non cents" or a contraction of "nonce cents" -- and sounds like "nonsense"!
This round we had 6M shares in, and I'll I got for my effort was .12345678 Noncents!
Noncents by LittleDuke September 3, 2012
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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