Nonders

the ULTIMATE sexual position, in which the man touches the woman's monkey with his dolphin.

girl: Did you hear that Professor Gabriel did the NONDERS last night??

boy: WOW he's the bomb-diggity!

Nonders by bibbity bobity March 27, 2009

nonversation 

A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events where meaningful conversation is nearly impossible.

Smith: What a waste of time it is talking to that guy.

Jones: I know, every time I do, it's like a complete nonversation.

nonversation by wordsbywilson March 12, 2009

NODDERS

Commonly used on Twitch Chat when reacting to fire music that makes your head nod like when Kanye West was listening to music on the plane.

NODDERS!

NODDERS by peterzee123 March 30, 2021

Nonversation 

The type of conversation held with another person when you really do not wish to talk to them. It consists of short and to the point replies which do not add to the conversation and make it hard for the other person to continue. It is usually to try and convey politely that you do not have the time for this oxygen thief who insists on bothering you.

A typical nonversation goes as follows-

"So how are you today?"
"Okay."
"What have you been up to?"
"Not much."

Nonversation by Dalek December 29, 2008

nondescript 

lacking descriptive or interesting features or characteristics

she lived in a nondescript suburban apartment block.

nondescript by the definer!! ;) March 2, 2018

nonversation 

When two people are speaking but neither side of the conversation has anything to do with the other.

Typical nonversation:
Woman, "Hey, hows' it goin'?"
Man, "Not too bad."
Woman, "Did you get a haircut?"
Man, "No."
Woman, "Looks good."

nonversation by airplayne December 25, 2010

Nolders 

A conjugation of the words neck and shoulders. Used to describe a person who has done so many shrugs in the weight room that his neck is indistinguishable from his shoulders. Similar in concept to cankles, however, more often associated with guys who work out too much versus over weight women.

"Hey buddy, take it easy on the shrugs or you'll get a mean set of nolders."

Bryan: "What the hell is wrong with that guy?"
Jamie: "He did too many shrugs and developed a nice set of nolders."
Bryan: "How the hell does he drive, or breathe for that matter?"
Jamie: "I don't know."
Bryan: "God help him."

Nolders by J Whetz May 6, 2006