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Nomophobe 

A nomophobe is a person suffering from nomophobia. You know the people I mean, the ones with a mobile phone stuck to their ear. If they aren’t talking on it they’re fiddling with it in some bizarre form of electronic masturbation. If they stop for more than five seconds, a strange glazed look comes over them, starting at their eyes but gradually taking over their whole face until they either start chattering rubbish to somebody or fiddling with the thing like Nero on steroids. When you next see one take a really good look as they are a dying species, too busy playing with their phones to breed.
Nomophobe, a sad act constantly pissing about with a mobile phone.
Nomophobe by AKACroatalin April 28, 2015
Related Words

Omey Nomey 

When you attack a person by sucking on their earlobe.
"ARGH! STOP SUCKING MY EARLOBES! I HATE IT WHEN YOU OMEY NOMEY ME!"
Omey Nomey by Fallenangel23 March 28, 2015

Nomenblature 

The act of mispronouncing words that sound very similar to the actual word.
The Bastardization of pronouncing words.
" I heard that the Vietmamese are legalizing psilocybum shortly " .

" alumimum has a low tensile strength in the cold artic"
Man what is this dummy talking about ? He has no sense of nomenclature. The way he's speaking its nomenblature.
Nomenblature by Tony parsnips March 10, 2020

Nomeggies 

Nomeggies

It means no

On the streaming platform Twitch, people often replace the letter o with the emote "OMEGALUL"

For instance instead of saying "no" you can say "N OMEGALUL" pronounced no-mega-lul. Nomeggies is just a different way of saying "N OMEGALUL" without the emote. Popularised by the popular Twitch streamer Ludwig Ahgren.
Donation: Ludwig can you unban me please?
Ludwig: Nomeggies
Nomeggies by TeaganOsu August 6, 2020

Nomophobia 

Fear of being away from a mobile phone
Sherwyn has a serious case of nomophobia
Nomophobia by ravi001 August 31, 2015

nomfecris 

intelligent, humble, righteous, philosophical, up to the challenge
He is very nomfecris. Stop acting so nomfecris.
nomfecris by The Nomfecriser April 7, 2015