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Nomophobe 

A nomophobe is a person suffering from nomophobia. You know the people I mean, the ones with a mobile phone stuck to their ear. If they aren’t talking on it they’re fiddling with it in some bizarre form of electronic masturbation. If they stop for more than five seconds, a strange glazed look comes over them, starting at their eyes but gradually taking over their whole face until they either start chattering rubbish to somebody or fiddling with the thing like Nero on steroids. When you next see one take a really good look as they are a dying species, too busy playing with their phones to breed.
Nomophobe, a sad act constantly pissing about with a mobile phone.
Nomophobe by AKACroatalin April 28, 2015
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Nomophobe 

shes scared of losing her phone
"Shes kaitlin"
"What?"

"Shes nomophobe"
Nomophobe by YeeEEtt October 26, 2018

nohomophobes.com 

A new website created by faggots for faggots that monitors allegedly homophobic language on Twitter -- specifically words such as "faggot," "poofter", "queer", "so gay," "no homo," and "dyke".
"Dude you are such a fucking queer eyed gay faggot poofter! Like seriously, what guy talks about sucking another guy's cock? That is so gay it is gay beyond all belief. Like seriously, no amount of no homo is enough." - is the sort of stuff that nohomophobes.com tracks.
nohomophobes.com by kam75xx October 21, 2021

Nomophobia 

Fear of being away from a mobile phone
Sherwyn has a serious case of nomophobia
Nomophobia by ravi001 August 31, 2015

Nomophobic 

The fear of being out of mobile phone contact. The term is an abbreviation for "no-mobile-phone phobia". It causes physical side effects such as panic attack, shortness of breath, dizziness, trembling, sweating, accelerated heart rate, chest pain and nausea.

SecurEnvoy's study found that 70% of female respondents fear losing their phones, compared with 61% of male respondents. However, men are more likely to have two phones than women, which may account for that discrepancy.

People 18-24 tend to be the most nomophobic (77%), followed by people aged 25-34 (68%). The third most nomophobic group is 55 and older.
Oh no, I can't find my cellphone ANYWHERE and I'm nomophobic - what if someone calls for an emergency, what if someone stole my phone? I'm panicking, help!!
Nomophobic by NDG June 19, 2013

homophobephobe 

person 1: he hates carson coz he's gay?! what a homophobe! i hate all homophobes.
person 2: you're such a homophobephobe
homophobephobe by billyrexona August 15, 2009
someone who hates their house
someone who lives in a house they do not like
homophobe by godli June 13, 2005