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nasojaculation

Ejaculation that is launched into the nasal passages of the partner performing oral sex on a male.
While performing oral sex on Peter, Mary removed his penis just at the moment of ejaculation to have a nasojaculation occur.
nasojaculation by Crack-o-dawn March 28, 2015

bojaculation

Ejaculation that occurs while the ejaculator is near, thinking about, or eating Bojangles fried chicken.
As soon as I saw that the next exit had a Bojangles, I bojaculated all over my pants, the steering wheel, and the windshield. It was probably the messiest bojaculation ever.
bojaculation by J… March 20, 2008

Cojaculation 

The act of two men spreaded pre-ejaculated cum on each others penis to ejaculate again.
If planning to cojaculate bring clean towels.
Cojaculation by Nemoytion November 30, 2004

Premature Kojaculation 

Early onset of baldness. Named for the Seventies TV character "Kojac" played by bald actor, Telly Savalas, who shaved his head long before it became popular.
"Are you losing your hair?"

"Yeah, Premature Kojaculation runs in my family. Either that or I'm growing a lot more forehead."
Premature Kojaculation by Don Howard September 2, 2007

Ninjaculation 

The act of ejaculating on another person without them being aware of said act.
I earned my black belt in ninjaculation last night when I popped one all over Cindy's face while she slept.
Ninjaculation by pseudomine September 8, 2011

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026