Ejaculation that occurs while the ejaculator is near, thinking about, or eating Bojangles fried chicken.
As soon as I saw that the next exit had a Bojangles, I bojaculated all over my pants, the steering wheel, and the windshield. It was probably the messiest bojaculation ever.
Early onset of baldness. Named for the Seventies TV character "Kojac" played by bald actor, Telly Savalas, who shaved his head long before it became popular.
"Are you losing your hair?"
"Yeah, Premature Kojaculation runs in my family. Either that or I'm growing a lot more forehead."
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.