Definitions by pseudomine

Ninjaculation 

The act of ejaculating on another person without them being aware of said act.

I earned my black belt in ninjaculation last night when I popped one all over Cindy's face while she slept.

Ninjaculation by pseudomine September 8, 2011

Fuck-Ton 

A unit of measurement describing large quantities of matter (whether real or imaginary). Less than an ass-ton, but more than a shit-ton.

Dude, that's a fuck-ton of food! Are you going to eat all of that?

Fuck-Ton by pseudomine December 10, 2009

Clit Blocker

The annoying behavior exhibited by people, which inevitably results in a chick not getting laid. Clit blocking can come in many forms, but typically has an element of someone dissuading a man from engaging in sexual activity with a woman.

She clit blocked me last night! He was going to let me sit on his face, but then she came along and ruined it by demanding that I take her home immediately. Ugh, what a clit blocker!

Clit Blocker by pseudomine December 8, 2009

Cockumentary 

A cinematic adventure that is half porn, half documentary, typically consisting of an educational sexual suggestion followed by some kind of moral and/or virtuous life lesson. In this genre, the cockumentary plays emphasis on the male genitals, and is advised to be viewed by those of the female gender, or homosexual men.

Did you see that cockumentary that was playing at the theater last night?

Yeah, I thought it was fantastic! I went home, fucked my husband, then prayed about it for an hour.

Cockumentary by pseudomine December 7, 2009

Clitumentary 

A cinematic adventure that is half porn, half documentary, typically consisting of an educational sexual suggestion followed by some kind of moral and/or virtuous life lesson. In this genre, the clitumentary plays emphasis on the glorious female genitals, and is advised to be viewed by those of the male gender, or homosexual women.

I watched the most amazing clitumentary yesterday. It taught me the ABC's of muff diving, and how to treat a lady's beaver with respect.

Clitumentary by pseudomine December 7, 2009

Flexigain

The ability to gain the flexibility that you once had, after a period of stagnance, such as when one rejoins the circus after being inactive for a period of years.

I'm so glad I'm flexigain. Being a carnie is hard work and it's a requirement for be to be able to bend in all directions.

Flexigain by pseudomine December 7, 2009

Negroic

A black person who is known in history as being heroic.

Yeah, man, Jesse Jackson is a hero!! A black man, and a hero. Even an icon!! In fact, he's Negroic!!!!

Negroic by pseudomine December 20, 2008