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bojaculation

Ejaculation that occurs while the ejaculator is near, thinking about, or eating Bojangles fried chicken.
As soon as I saw that the next exit had a Bojangles, I bojaculated all over my pants, the steering wheel, and the windshield. It was probably the messiest bojaculation ever.
by J… March 20, 2008
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Nojaculation

The act of beating off vigorously nonstop and not busting a nut
tom: when ever it beat off nothing comes out

Doctor:extreme case of nojaculation

Tom: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
by the gumaster June 26, 2012
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Brojaculation

When a man achieves such an intense broner, he ejaculates. All instances of brojaculation occur when two or more men are doing or viewing something incredibly manly together. This is the most extreme form of bromance, typically only achieved when the guilty party member is, in fact, homosexual.

Typically followed up with:

"Ahh man, now you're all wet!"

or, "Dude, lick that shit dry!"
Potentially Gay Party Member: "Watching A-Rod hit that homer caused me to achieve brojaculation!"

Obviously Straight Friend: "I only achieved a half mast broner."

PGPM: "Oh yeah, me too! I was just kidding *shifty eyes*

OBF: "Sure you were Enrique, sure you were. I think I'm gonna go like sleep on my back with like 5 pairs of tight/impenetrable underwear "
by Their Pseudonym November 25, 2009
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Cojaculation

The act of two men spreaded pre-ejaculated cum on each others penis to ejaculate again.
If planning to cojaculate bring clean towels.
by Nemoytion November 30, 2004
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BOJANGULATION

The way of life that a Bojangler lives: worthless, slow, dimwitted, and often mistaken for retardation
"As Tito walked into the dimly lit bar he encountered some sort of BOJANGULATION by what appeared to be a retard, but it was just Ole ManNigga Bojangles, hunched over at the bar , foaming at the mouth, and just wating to die.
by DaCapt'mn & Brova' Man Tito March 13, 2008
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Premature Kojaculation

Early onset of baldness. Named for the Seventies TV character "Kojac" played by bald actor, Telly Savalas, who shaved his head long before it became popular.
"Are you losing your hair?"

"Yeah, Premature Kojaculation runs in my family. Either that or I'm growing a lot more forehead."
by Don Howard September 2, 2007
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