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Stay Noided 

Noided, a persistent sense of paranoia, stay noided is a common usage meaning to stay in a constant "noided" state of mind so as to avoid detection when preforming illegal activities, usually used when two people are departing
Person 1: Hey man, I gotta go but I'll see you after 3rd period
Person 2: See ya, stay noided!
Stay Noided by emily :~) January 15, 2013
Person 1: What happened to him
Person 2: He seen the footage and he decided to stay noided
Noided by Dr.Yarra May 27, 2021
Slang term pronounced noy-ted, Most commonly used in the Pittsburgh city area. Meaning, you are very nervous or afraid. Derived from the more common word “Paranoid”.
“You wouldnt believe it bro, 3 cops rolled up on me while I was gettin skeed this morning, they had me dumb noided”
Noided by Finesssin March 31, 2019
Used by the experimental band, Death grips and is a popular word used by their fans.
“I’m noided af right now man”, “he’s noided”

“ I stay noided ive seen footage”
Noided by Emcee Ride April 11, 2019
used to say that one is feeling paranoid.
"What's wrong with Dead Eye?"
"He just got noided out by those girls."
noided by xgrrl45 December 19, 2007

nondezvous 

When one, or both, parties fail to show at a rendezvous.
Just to make you feel a bit guilty, here's a selfie of me at our nondezvous.
nondezvous by BlueLew June 6, 2014
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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