nondezvous 

When one, or both, parties fail to show at a rendezvous.

Just to make you feel a bit guilty, here's a selfie of me at our nondezvous.

nondezvous by BlueLew June 6, 2014

noondezvous 

To meet a preson or parties for a casual sexual encounter during work hours.

The intern and his boss met for a noondezvous at his parents house without the office knowing.

noondezvous by Dr. Gasteron December 29, 2009

rondezvous 

a word used when youre unironically too stupid to realise that its actually pronounced rendesvouz

chamber used his rondezvous in wine on a main in ascent

rondezvous by unochungus December 16, 2022