Noble Peace Prize

n. Any meaningless award given by a fawning organization hoping to curry favour with a despot and simultaneously deflect attention from their sordid history.

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So you’re saying the Nobel Peace Prize is also a Noble Peace Prize just like that ghastly FIFA Peace Prize? Mind blown.

The bigger question is why didn’t any headline writers go with “FIFA AWARDS TRUMP THE NOBLE PEACE PRIZE”?

Too obvious. Clever puns should be subtle.