Nobces
Nobces by Andthepanda July 10, 2021
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Noncestick
When a paedophile has raped so many kids that the government has decided to impale them on a metal pole.
Noncestick by NJRuler November 6, 2019
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nonces direct
Alternative name for a well-known chain of cheap sports shops in the UK that sells all of the brands usually spotted in paedophile sting videos such as Slazenger, Dunlop and Crocs. One of their employees was once stung in the stock room of a Nonces Direct shop and as a result is now considered king of the paedos.
After Jimmy the paedo had given out all of his sweets, he popped into Nonces Direct and bought a Slazenger jacket
nonces direct by Baz&Dave May 31, 2019
Barnes & Nobles
Illiterate Person: "Hey, you wanna go to Barnes & Nobles later?"
Educated Person: "Why would you want to go there? It's obvious you can't read because you called it Barnes & Nobles."
Educated Person: "Why would you want to go there? It's obvious you can't read because you called it Barnes & Nobles."
Barnes & Nobles by anothernewnamei'lluseonce November 25, 2009
Noblesville
A mid-sized suburban town in Central Indiana that serves as the county seat for Hamilton County. Founded in 1823, Noblesville has a quaint, authentic downtown with old shops and a large, 19th century courthouse. Noblesville has experienced significant growth in the past decade as the area in and around develops. The Noblesville High School mascot is the Millers.
Get at it.
Get at it.
Noblesville by Grouchomarxx April 17, 2011
Nobes
Nobsession
To be obsessed with the male genitals.
To have a burning need to have to bring the following words penis, cock, dick, schlong, nob, skin-flute, pork-sword, shaft, pipe, pole, meat etc in to every conversation even if it's not appropriate in any way or makes no sense to do so.
To have a burning need to have to bring the following words penis, cock, dick, schlong, nob, skin-flute, pork-sword, shaft, pipe, pole, meat etc in to every conversation even if it's not appropriate in any way or makes no sense to do so.
Luke: Kyle, have you done that job yet?
Kyle: No but my dick is really huge.
Luke: You really need to deal with your nobsession.
Kyle: No but my dick is really huge.
Luke: You really need to deal with your nobsession.
Nobsession by Kyles mum May 19, 2010
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