Nobes 

A person who has no balls. Can also be used as an adjective in the form of "nobesy".

That nobes thinks he's tight with the head cheerleader. That game last night was nobesy.

Nobes by Fapking October 28, 2011

nobes fired a blank 

Max fires blanks

omg nobes fired a blank

nobes fired a blank by Tino2Trappy February 20, 2023

Jigger Nobs

A blatantly obvious spoonerism to describe uninteresting, low-pay, no-skill-required work that is usually of a temporary & unimportant nature.

"I ain't got no skrilla to pay for some reggie. Yo!"

"Just go online and take some Jigger Nobs."

OR:

"I need somebody to sweep up this crap!"

"You'd better find someone else. I don't do Jigger Nobs. Yo!"

Jigger Nobs by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 3, 2023

nobelium uranium 

A masterfully crafted response to the famously deadly "you mom gay" roast.
Believed to be forged by the finest of roasters, possibly even a level 3 sound cloud rapper.

Nobelium & Uranium are both elements. Nobelium's symbol is "No" and Uranium's is "U".
Combined, they make the response "No U".
Not only is "No U" an effective reply to any roast, but in this form it reflects your intelligence and can make their stupidity known, amplifying the affect of the response, ruining their career if used effectively.

12 year old COD gamer: "yo'ure mom gay"
You, blessed with an IQ of 5000: "Nobelium Uranium"
12 year old COD gamer: "Wtf bro"
- *12 year old COD gamer left the game*

nobelium uranium by Foxzes February 26, 2018

ora pro nobis 

latin for "pray for us"

hey did you hear Behemoth's new song "Ora Pro Nobis Lucifer"?

yeah you mean pray for us Lucifer, its intense and epic!

ora pro nobis by flyersfan30 February 11, 2014

noboscis 

(no)+(proboscis)
Meaning having no nose, or a flat one; coming from the root word proboscis.

Since he had cancer, they removed his nose; therefore, he is now called Mr. Noboscis.

"Logan has a flat nose."
"Yeah, he does. Let's call him noboscis.

noboscis by Your Homeboy FromNC April 2, 2009

oh teh noes 

Usually used to express extreme failure in n00bish. Can be [used sarcastically or not.

w/o sarcasm: Oh the noes! I just lost all of mah inventory

w/ sarcasm: wtf? I just got killed again!
oh teh noes!

oh teh noes by Wagong May 24, 2008