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nobes fired a blank
nobes fired a blank by Tino2Trappy February 20, 2023
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Jigger Nobs
A blatantly obvious spoonerism to describe uninteresting, low-pay, no-skill-required work that is usually of a temporary & unimportant nature.
"I ain't got no skrilla to pay for some reggie. Yo!"
"Just go online and take some Jigger Nobs."
OR:
"I need somebody to sweep up this crap!"
"You'd better find someone else. I don't do Jigger Nobs. Yo!"
"Just go online and take some Jigger Nobs."
OR:
"I need somebody to sweep up this crap!"
"You'd better find someone else. I don't do Jigger Nobs. Yo!"
Jigger Nobs by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 3, 2023
nobelium uranium
A masterfully crafted response to the famously deadly "you mom gay" roast.
Believed to be forged by the finest of roasters, possibly even a level 3 sound cloud rapper.
Nobelium & Uranium are both elements. Nobelium's symbol is "No" and Uranium's is "U".
Combined, they make the response "No U".
Not only is "No U" an effective reply to any roast, but in this form it reflects your intelligence and can make their stupidity known, amplifying the affect of the response, ruining their career if used effectively.
Believed to be forged by the finest of roasters, possibly even a level 3 sound cloud rapper.
Nobelium & Uranium are both elements. Nobelium's symbol is "No" and Uranium's is "U".
Combined, they make the response "No U".
Not only is "No U" an effective reply to any roast, but in this form it reflects your intelligence and can make their stupidity known, amplifying the affect of the response, ruining their career if used effectively.
12 year old COD gamer: "yo'ure mom gay"
You, blessed with an IQ of 5000: "Nobelium Uranium"
12 year old COD gamer: "Wtf bro"
- *12 year old COD gamer left the game*
You, blessed with an IQ of 5000: "Nobelium Uranium"
12 year old COD gamer: "Wtf bro"
- *12 year old COD gamer left the game*
nobelium uranium by Foxzes February 26, 2018
ora pro nobis
hey did you hear Behemoth's new song "Ora Pro Nobis Lucifer"?
yeah you mean pray for us Lucifer, its intense and epic!
yeah you mean pray for us Lucifer, its intense and epic!
ora pro nobis by flyersfan30 February 11, 2014
noboscis
Since he had cancer, they removed his nose; therefore, he is now called Mr. Noboscis.
"Logan has a flat nose."
"Yeah, he does. Let's call him noboscis.
"Logan has a flat nose."
"Yeah, he does. Let's call him noboscis.
noboscis by Your Homeboy FromNC April 2, 2009
oh teh noes
w/o sarcasm: Oh the noes! I just lost all of mah inventory
w/ sarcasm: wtf? I just got killed again!
oh teh noes!
w/ sarcasm: wtf? I just got killed again!
oh teh noes!
oh teh noes by Wagong May 24, 2008
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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