No-way-Jose

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You let Jose know that that road is a dead end.

No-way-Jose! Try the E66. It will get you to Atlantic City in a jffy!

No-way-Jose by Meh99 April 27, 2016

Words you can keep

No way Jose

No chance in hell

Constance: He asked me out
Isabel: What did you say?
Constance: No way Jose!

No way Jose by $hane Mcmahon February 8, 2014

no way Jose

one of Michelle Tanner famous catch phrases from Full House. If only the Olsen's were on Fuller house spinoff.

when Joey shows Michelle the dancing flower, she replies "No way Jose"

no way Jose by 000CAta April 9, 2017

No way jose

This is a way of saying there's no way in hell.

"hey Dad can I go to a party"
"No way Jose"

No way jose by Trigger5200 October 20, 2019

no way jose

I dont agree with your suggestion

- Im like totally going home
- No way jose

no way jose by lucky boy tommy October 26, 2013

No way jose

When a mexican man rapes you tight little ass

no way jose just did that

No way jose by Turbo_racist October 17, 2023

No way, Jose!

Old timer's vernacular, used to express disbelief or disagreement. You can also use it to say "no" to someone named Jose.

Nancy: Fred, I'm pregnant.
Fred: No way, Jose!

Jose: Dude, can I borrow ten bucks?
Mike: No way, Jose.

No way, Jose! by sammabanana August 23, 2007

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026