No-way-Jose
No-way-Jose by Meh99 April 27, 2016
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No way Jose
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one of Michelle Tanner famous catch phrases from Full House. If only the Olsen's were on Fuller house spinoff.
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No way, Jose!
Old timer's vernacular, used to express disbelief or disagreement. You can also use it to say "no" to someone named Jose.
Nancy: Fred, I'm pregnant.
Fred: No way, Jose!
Jose: Dude, can I borrow ten bucks?
Mike: No way, Jose.
Fred: No way, Jose!
Jose: Dude, can I borrow ten bucks?
Mike: No way, Jose.
No way, Jose! by sammabanana August 23, 2007
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