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No way Jose 

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No chance in hell
Constance: He asked me out
Isabel: What did you say?
Constance: No way Jose!
No way Jose by $hane Mcmahon February 8, 2014
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no way Jose 

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one of Michelle Tanner famous catch phrases from Full House. If only the Olsen's were on Fuller house spinoff.
when Joey shows Michelle the dancing flower, she replies "No way Jose"
no way Jose by 000CAta April 9, 2017
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No way jose 

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This is a way of saying there's no way in hell.
"hey Dad can I go to a party"
"No way Jose"
No way jose by Trigger5200 October 20, 2019
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no way jose 

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I dont agree with your suggestion
- Im like totally going home
- No way jose
no way jose by lucky boy tommy October 26, 2013
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No way jose 

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When a mexican man rapes you tight little ass
no way jose just did that
No way jose by Turbo_racist October 17, 2023
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No way, Jose!

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Old timer's vernacular, used to express disbelief or disagreement. You can also use it to say "no" to someone named Jose.
Nancy: Fred, I'm pregnant.
Fred: No way, Jose!

Jose: Dude, can I borrow ten bucks?
Mike: No way, Jose.
No way, Jose! by sammabanana August 23, 2007
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