4 definitions by sammabanana
Bill: Ever since this promotion my pockets on swoll.
Ted: Gotta get that cash money.
50 Cent: Pockets on swoll cuz I move the o's.
Ted: Gotta get that cash money.
50 Cent: Pockets on swoll cuz I move the o's.
by sammabanana August 19, 2007
A phrase used to describe the awkward moment which ensues after someone you know to be a douche bag says or does something to embarrass themselves. Works best when said in a sort of melody with the "douche" staccato and the "chill" legato.
Girl 1: Sarah's been absent from school a lot lately.
Girl 2: I know! She's absent like ten days a week!
Girl 1: Douche chill...
Girl 2: I know! She's absent like ten days a week!
Girl 1: Douche chill...
by sammabanana August 10, 2007
Old timer's vernacular, used to express disbelief or disagreement. You can also use it to say "no" to someone named Jose.
Nancy: Fred, I'm pregnant.
Fred: No way, Jose!
Jose: Dude, can I borrow ten bucks?
Mike: No way, Jose.
Fred: No way, Jose!
Jose: Dude, can I borrow ten bucks?
Mike: No way, Jose.
by sammabanana August 19, 2007
by sammabanana September 16, 2008