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No Simp 

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The equivalent of saying "No Homo" except used in cases you would normally be considered as simping. If you compliment a girl you have to say "No simp" afterwards or you are a simp. Usage of more than once a day makes the phrase invalid.
Example: Hey, your hair looks nice today, Belinda. No simp.
No Simp by PropheticLies May 6, 2020
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No Simp September 

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A challenge where you are not allowed to simp for ANYONE!
Most Jesser Fans: We want Moochie in 2Hype look how hard he's working

Antoine: Stop simping its no simp September
No Simp September by JesserFan69 September 4, 2020

No Simp December

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A challenge where the BOYS cant simp in December . since the boys challenged the girls let the girls challenge the boys
No Simp December by NOTtheIMPOSTER October 23, 2020

No Simp September 

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The month of September where you can’t simp for the whole month before cuffing season.
Kyle bought a car and house for Alyssa, so she gave him just a pat on the back for his reward during No Simp September.
No Simp September by The Wae September 2, 2020

No Simp September 

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Also known as NSS this is a special addition to the meme calendar, there are two sides to the rules of this month's rules:

First rule, Do not treat any women this month with respect for being just a female treat them the way you would treat anyone else, do not "shoot shots" this month if you are already in a relationship you are allowed to continue your disgusting sexual activities. If a girl joins the voice chat on discord do not act surprised or draw attention to her. Incel behavior is so strong that it becomes so anti simp it becomes simpery. Incel behavior this month is therefore forbidden.

Second rule, individuals are not allowed to sponsor any OnlyFans content for a whole month, including subs to any given streamers not just females. To both male and female streamers Tier 1 subs are allowed nothing more, onlyfans support will be allowed but not more than $10 (including twitch content) of onlyfans purchasing a week. If you are desperate to throw your money away, throw it at the charities all over the world that need support not at women who sell pics of their bodies to get easy money.

Failure to go by these rules will result in self punishment, one must shove their genitals in a bucket of ice for 5 minutes, for women they must put blocks of ice in their panties until it melts.
Ian: I think i might go give a tier 3 sub to pokimane
Ethan: Don't do it! It's No Simp September
Ian: Shoot! I already sent the money over!
Calvin: I'll get the ice bucket. This is the third time today...
No Simp September by @Nutpost on IG September 2, 2020
Word of the Day on September 1, 2021

No Simp September 

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The month that all Simp's fear, knowing they can't do homework for the girl they admire, or bring her coffee in the morning, since it is No Simp September, the month that makes all of Pokimane's Tier 3 Subs tremble in fear, knowing they can't do anything to protect their queen from Keemstar making hilarious comments about her.
Guy 1: Dude, you know Sam over there?
Guy 2: Yeah?
Guy 1: He failed No Simp September, He already offered to help Kylie with her homework.
No Simp September by Haudi🤠 September 1, 2020

No Simp October 

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A challenge where GIRLS aren't allowed to simp for any being on this earth including fictional characters for the whole October
Girl 1: Hey have you heard of joseph ?! he’s soo cute
Girl 2: Girl you just failed no simp October

Girl 1: What’s that about ?
Girl 2: You can't simp during October girl. It's no simp October for us girls now!
No Simp October by simp not a pimp September 3, 2020
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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
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- Harold Koh
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